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Will somone kindly link this at Comicon for me?

jack

jack

The Legendary Troll King
Thank you veddy much in advance. Title the thread "Dear Rusty Chainsaw"

Dear Rusty Chainsaw. I have no idea who the fuck you are, but it's clear that with just one comment, Nyholm has so thoroughly PWN3D you that you have adopted your entire persona around him.

The disconnect occurs when you rant at "me" by posting that "Nyholm is Vap". This could also lead to serious consequnces should I decide I've had enough of your bullshit. Ask Hellman, he went quiet too, just like Jimmy :)

If you wanna find out the same thing that Bogner found out the hard way (and no I don't mean using his mom for a sympathy troll) then get your ass over here, nigger. :)

remember how Jimmy made a reference to having the Peoria Police "surprised" that there was already a file started when he tried to file his complaint? I contacted the Stowe Police yesterday, and they indeed verified not only HAD Little Jimmy tried to swear out a complaint on me, when the Stowe Police faxed the files I had started on Jimmy last year that I've been adding to the Peoria police from the complaint I filed almost a year ago now, guess who the Peoria Police are now investigating? Besides Hellman I mean.

They're doing a great job, and it turns out Bogner has quite a rep in his home town :::laughing:::

Nicest bunch of cops in the country really.
 
Look, I refuse to be the bad guy in this. He's been PMing folks over here with his bullshit and slandering the fuck out of me with this Nyholm troll.
 
Hey, I'm always on YOUR side, Jack. I just can't believe the bullshit continues to this day. Serious. There MUST be something else to do on the internet!
 
Neil said:
Hey, I'm always on YOUR side, Jack. I just can't believe the bullshit continues to this day. Serious. There MUST be something else to do on the internet!
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look at porn?
 
Well, you gotta do what you gotta do, buddy. Apparently, youse pandas don't get that much action, so knock yourself out! I won't judge. ;)
 
Ah, I was just kidding, besides, I can hear them all jerking off to this thread over there anyway.

HEY!!@! I just figured out what "spank rag" meant! OMG
 
Neil said:
Hey, I'm always on YOUR side, Jack. I just can't believe the bullshit continues to this day. Serious. There MUST be something else to do on the internet!
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Well you know Hellman, he's got such great sphincter muscles he can hold you in until he's "satisfied" almost like a bitch in heat.

The dog's probably smell better, truth be told.
 
jack said:
Well you know Hellman, he's got such great sphincter muscles he can hold you in until he's "satisfied" almost like a bitch in heat.

The dog's probably smell better, truth be told.
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Aw, go stalk someone's elderly mom, you psychotic midget.
 
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:

"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
 
Panda and Pande decided to buy new glasses to drink bhang on Holi. At the shop, the glasses were on display, upturned to prevent accumulation of dust inside. Puzzled, the two Pandus studied the glasses.
"What strange bhang glasses are these?" Panda asked in disbelief. "The tops are closed! How are you supposed to fill them with bhang?"

"Even if you do open the glass," replied Pande, studying another glass. "How will the bhang stay in the glass if the bottom is open?"
 
Mrs. Pandey is astonished. There in the living-room, Mr. Pandey, and his friend Mr. Panda have tied themselves to the roof at the neck, and are happily bouncing around with smiling faces.
"What is this goofiness ?" she asked.
"We are the new Halogen Lamps!" both shouted in unison.
"Nonsense, now get down from there!" she scolded.
"Oh no, don't do that! We won't have any light any more!"
 
It was during the days of Indo-Soviet friendship, and travel from one country to the other was regular. Pande, a Government bureacrat, was promoted for being a Brahmin close to Nehru, and was flying from Moscow to Delhi after completing some Government work in Moscow. To his surprise, sitting right beside him was Gary Kasporov, the world Chess Champion. Pande had always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately started a conversation with Gary.
Kasparov: "How would you like to play me for 500 Rs. ?"
Pande: "But you are too good - you will beat me and I will lose my money!".
Gary: "How about if I play left-handed"?
"Then I might have a chance," thought Pande and he accepted the offer. Kasparov checkmated our Panditji in 4 moves.
Pande was still scratching his head as he left the airplane. Upon reaching Mathura, Pande told Panda about the game he had with Kasparov.
Panda: "*Tu bhi pura buddhu hai, Pande*". (You're an absolute fool, Pande)
Pande: "*Kyon*" (Why)?
Panda: "*Are Chootiya! Gary Kasparov Left-handed hai!*". (You Stupid! Gary Kasparov IS a lefty, no wonder he beat you left handed!).
 
Mickey Mouse and the Ramayana
Once, Mickey Mouse came to Pandeey to hear a recitation of the Ramayana.
"Panditji Pandeey-Sahib, Mickey Mouse is here to hear you recite the Ramayana of Valmiki," said his assistant Pandaa.
"Go, hang him from the wall!" exclaimed Pandeey.
"Why?" asked Pandaa in surprise.
Replied Pandeey, "So that people will then call him `Vaall-Mickey', and he will then start reciting the Ramayana on his own."
 
So Vap, when's your wife planning to stop by for my savage ass-kicking? I want to have some tea and biscuits ready.
 
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