Will The New Star Wars TV Series have a 'Weekend at Bernie's' Tribute Episode?

[Gagh]

With Alderaanian officials haling the stinking corpse of Mace Windu about town? I'm sure it's a possibility. Samuel L Jackson seems to say 'yes' to almost anything these days (remember Get-A-Long Gang: The Movie and Blade 4: Vampire With an Afro?).

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES but the twist at the end is that Mace was actually alive all along and he whips out his Johnson and pisses all over Paplatine saying "THIS IS FOR THE JEDI PURGE!" but Ani sneaks up behind with a STEEL EWOK but Mace spins round and pisses RIGHT IN HIS EYES but that allows Papls to force lightning him RIGHT IN THE EARS and Windu can't weather this storm and he collapses in a heap and Ani stands over him and says "ask me again why I could never love you."

 

[Gagh]

I eagerly await the STEEL EWOK CLONE WARS cartoon series, with an intro to each one by a naked George Lucas smoking a large pipe and wearing a tophat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND NOTHING ELSE then his wife comes in and says "oh George, what are you doing?" and he says "MONEY, MONEY, MUST HAVE MORE MONEY, NIKKI TO WIN, HAHAHAHA!" and she says "oh George, you haven't changed in 30 years!"

 

[Gagh]

HE THEN SHITS POUND COINS INTO A BUBBLE ONLY FOR IT TO BURST AND SHOWER HIM IN SHRAPNEL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND IT'S BUBBLE FROM BB2 AND HELEN ADAMS SAYS "OH I LOVE BLINKING" OR SOMETHING.

 

[Gagh]

THEN WACKY WANKS OFF OVER LIZA TARBUCK'S TITS ONLY FOR THE WANK TO TURN INTO A LIGHTSABER POWER BEAM UPON EJACULATION AND DESTROY THE TV, ROBBING LUCASH OF ONE VIEWING FIGURE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND ONE CHILD WHO WAS HIDING BEHIND THE TV LICING UP FLUFF FROM MY 1943 BEANO ALBUM.