Willow had some great lines:
Martigan- "Well, my mother raised us on black root. It's good for ya! It puts hair on your chest. - Doesn't it. Sticks?"
Willow - "Her name is not Sticks. She's Blora Danan. the future empress of Tir Asleen. And the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!"
and
Franjean: "I stole the baby from you Daikini, while you were taking a pee-pee!"
But LOTR had better ones:
*Legolas kills an Oliphant and slids down its trunk landing like the gay elf he is*
Gimli: "That still only counts as one!"
Gimli: "Certainty of death, Small chance of success... What are we waiting for?"
Gandalf: "YOU... SHALL NOT.... PASS!!"