WILLOW IS BETTER THAN LORD OF THE RINGS

[Lord Raffles]

For a start it has real dwarfs and the characters are cooler.

 

[Grammour Boy]

O Rly?

 

[starguard]

REAL DWARFS?

Do they make cookies and all that cool stuff life Keebler?

 

[Dark Link]

Willow had some great lines:

Martigan- "Well, my mother raised us on black root. It's good for ya! It puts hair on your chest. - Doesn't it. Sticks?"
Willow - "Her name is not Sticks. She's Blora Danan. the future empress of Tir Asleen. And the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!"

and

Franjean: "I stole the baby from you Daikini, while you were taking a pee-pee!"

But LOTR had better ones:

*Legolas kills an Oliphant and slids down its trunk landing like the gay elf he is*
Gimli: "That still only counts as one!"

Gimli: "Certainty of death, Small chance of success... What are we waiting for?"

Gandalf: "YOU... SHALL NOT.... PASS!!"

 

[starguard]

GUYS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!! (no bullshit this time)

I was looking for some funny pictures of Keebler the elf when I ran up on THIS :shock:

http://www.attrition.org/mirror/attrition/keebler.html

WTF do you all make of this shit

 

[Lord Raffles]

TEH BEST QUOTE OF WILLOW:

Trolls...trolls that will skin you alive and take your face off?

 

[Phil McCracken]

For a start it has real dwarfs and the characters are cooler.

The story was way too straight.

 

[Saturn]

Phil would prefer his fantasy a little pinker, a little more gayed up.