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Wings
- Thread starter Mirah
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
So you were disappointed in all the big breasts with no naked male wait staff to counter them?
FBI parte due
Folces Weard
Bingo wings.
Gagh
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Henoch style, huh?
So you went to HOOTERS and tried their wings, and was so DISGUSTED WITH THE MORAL DEPRAVITY of the disgusting bimbos strutting about with their pouts and TITTIES!!!! What happened to all THE HOT GUYS!!! And even the sauce was WEAK!!!! This is why I must leave this FUCKING BOARD FOREVER this time I mean it, so Sarek will shut the FUCK UP!!!!
Mirah
I love you
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
On a scale of 1-10 how pale would you say these breasts were (1 being 'tanned to all fuck' and 10 being 'white as Trachtenbergian snow')?
Mirah
I love you
Ok, there were a pair of pale breasts pushed up so high in her little tank top but she was so young, and she made it a point to tell me she was in school studying chemistry or something. WTF did I look like I was judging her?
The rest of the girls were pretty tan and had dark hair. And they all wore really thick nylons so their legs looked ridiculously dark. Is that just because it is 38 degrees outside and its cold? If it were summer would I be able to see thier legs?!
Gagh
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Would they like somebody with an English accent?
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
You really should. It was Tony Shalhoub's excellent portrayal of Antonio(the cab driver) that made me want to watch him on Monk.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Crystal Bernard, Amy Yazbeck and Farrah Forke all have breasts.
Probably the old lady, too.
Probably the old lady, too.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I can't imagine any conceivable way I'd ever be able to eat in one of those places.
Mirah
I love you
Doesn't everyone? I know I do.
One girl could carry a pitcher of beer on top of her head.
Gagh
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Meh. Between the breasts is far more impressive, IMHO.
headvoid
Can I have Ops?
In the UK, I have visited Hooters once, and a lap dancing bar once as well.
Both of them were "odd" experiences rather than sexual. I became peculiarly interested in how their system worked, the way they got men to give tips or part with their cash.
I found that the systems were very mechanical. If I touch my breast, I can get this. If I brush past, turn and get eye contact then say sorry I get that. I just found the buttons being pushed were a little obvious.
and they were all orange, and students studying "Applied Economics" or "Chemistry"
I remember the lap dancing girl who was studying Applied Economics, and I asked her if Macro economics was merely the sum of many parts of Micro economics, and if most economists were just good guessers.
She decided she had to go and talk to someone else after that.
I did spend a lot of time in the bar alone that evening, while Clients were being entertained. I didn't mind in the slightest.
The other funny thing about the night in the lap dancing bar was that the clients I was with worked for a major soft drinks company. By some bizarre fluke, there was a massive display of one of their brands behind the bar. They all laughed and said they were very impressed I had arranged a display in such a seedy joint. Of course, I hadn't.
The truth was that when men arrive at such a place, they are invariably arseholed. "Better sober up quick" was obviously a market this place had realised was there for the taking.
Both of them were "odd" experiences rather than sexual. I became peculiarly interested in how their system worked, the way they got men to give tips or part with their cash.
I found that the systems were very mechanical. If I touch my breast, I can get this. If I brush past, turn and get eye contact then say sorry I get that. I just found the buttons being pushed were a little obvious.
and they were all orange, and students studying "Applied Economics" or "Chemistry"
I remember the lap dancing girl who was studying Applied Economics, and I asked her if Macro economics was merely the sum of many parts of Micro economics, and if most economists were just good guessers.
She decided she had to go and talk to someone else after that.
I did spend a lot of time in the bar alone that evening, while Clients were being entertained. I didn't mind in the slightest.
The other funny thing about the night in the lap dancing bar was that the clients I was with worked for a major soft drinks company. By some bizarre fluke, there was a massive display of one of their brands behind the bar. They all laughed and said they were very impressed I had arranged a display in such a seedy joint. Of course, I hadn't.
The truth was that when men arrive at such a place, they are invariably arseholed. "Better sober up quick" was obviously a market this place had realised was there for the taking.