Wisdom (bogner) please explain why you hate jack?

[Panda]

is it for the same reasons as hellman, or did jack piss you off for something different?

and are you and hellman (aka Geedis, , nyholm) on good terms, or do you loathe each other too?

TK needs to know.

 

[Geedis,]

I appreciate the Wis and all the fine work he's done on behalf of Vap-haters worldwide.

 

[RWC]

Who cares. What I'd like to know is this: What's the sound of one jack disappearing?

 

[Panda]

Who cares. What I'd like to know is this: What's the sound of one jack disappearing?

teh same sound as one hand clapping

 

[Blindgroping]

No.

That's a ball sack.

 

[RWC]

^^Perfect. A goal we can all strive for.

 

[Wisdom]

Jack who?

 

[Tyrant]

So Wisdom, what's shakin' ?

 

[jack]

I heard that he doesn't shake, he wipes

 

[Shatna]

I'm almost completely 100% absolutely certain that TK doesn't need to know.

 

[jack]

Wisdom won't be posting here for the forseeable future, if the due diligence segment of HIS troll is to have any merit at all.

It's kind of like the Skans Ohio Folder or whatever the fuck he called it, only more pussified.

 

[Tyrant]

At least he had the good sense to bow out, which is far more than can be said for Mr. H.

 

[jack]

Scarlett O'Hara Get your head out of jack's lap messy, your chin is covered with splooge.

Whay are you saying shit like this about yourself? I barely know you :bigass:

 

[jack]

At least he had the good sense to bow out, which is far more than can be said for Mr. H.

Yes that, and what he discovered if he was serious about his legal threats :bigass: I guess he and Hellman really don't communicate off board, or you'd be hearing even more "jail talk" from Yours Truly.

Hellmans endless recitations of "wait til the judge puts you in jail" just shows the stresses and strains of the protracted legal battle he's really been fighting. $252,000 out of pocket including legal fees in six years is pretty stressful I'd say, especially when the original settlement amount was a grand and a public apology. I think Hellman's fondest fantasy is to be pork ridden from behind while bending to pick up the soap in jail, truth be told.

 

[Neil]

"Pride never helps, it only hurts. Fuck pride." ~ Marcellus Wallace

 

[Donovan]

Splooge.


Such a funny word. Splooge. Sploooooge.
Spuh-looogie.

In Spanish it would be "El splucho."

In Rome it'd be "Splugius maximus."

In Batman comics it'd be "To the sploogepole, Robin!"

Do you think Troll Wars could put together a downhill splooge team? Or would they all fight over who got to be the front man, or as they call it, "pole position"?