J&L Massacres
All Your Base Are Belong to Us
True Story: I feel like I have amnesia... or like I'm in the movie "Dude where's my car?"
From what I've gathered from my friends, last night their was a huge party at my friend Jake's house. Also I was the most drunk one there, downing full cups of everclear like it was water. Then somewhere along the way met a girl who was pretty drunk as well. And then no one knows what happend, but I woke up next to her naked in her bed next to me, cuddling with me.
She was a bigger girl, with scars underneath her breasts... :no:
I wish I could remember what she looked like while I was drunk. Or even anything else that happend that night.
From what I've gathered from my friends, last night their was a huge party at my friend Jake's house. Also I was the most drunk one there, downing full cups of everclear like it was water. Then somewhere along the way met a girl who was pretty drunk as well. And then no one knows what happend, but I woke up next to her naked in her bed next to me, cuddling with me.
She was a bigger girl, with scars underneath her breasts... :no:
I wish I could remember what she looked like while I was drunk. Or even anything else that happend that night.
