Women are Cunts

[I Love Cunt]

They cannot be trusted
evil
bitches

 

[The Dork Lord]

But men are pigs. You're only safe with eunuchs, hermaphrodites, and trannies...

 

[Yub]

And Loktar. Merely mentioning the possibility he may have sex would make him blow his load, thus he's about as sexually threatening as a eunuch. Messier tho.

 

[Mirah]

Srsly Yub, we get your point.