Women of TK are cock-whipped

[Conchaga]

In as much as the men of TK are pussy whipped, women are quite evenly cock whipped. Let's face it, ladies. You're probably more desperate to get laid than Rommie, SSG_Sniper, and Dark Link combined. Most of the girls on TK do subtle yet non-ambiguous things to get guys' attention. Yeah, you're hungry for the cock. Sadistic Bastard, Shatna, and a few others could do no wrong. You'll defend your suppliers of internet wang to the death.

My conclusion: Everyone on TK is dying to get laid.

Myself excluded. I've gotten more ass than a toilet seat at Dodger stadium on free chilidog night.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^Fat chicks and relatives don't count.

 

[Shatna]

But Sadistic Bastard and Shatna CAN do no wrong. What's your point?

 

[Conchaga]

^^Fat chicks and relatives don't count.

Hey, you should know better than anyone, that once you get your cousins all liquored up, they don't care who they screw. And fat chicks are fun for a sympathy romp. Besides, fat chicks give the best head. Haven't you heard?

 

[Conchaga]

But Sadistic Bastard and Shatna CAN do no wrong. What's your point?

That no matter what, the cooze loves ya. Even though you're probably not nearly as sexy as they fantasize about.

 

[Shatna]

Even though you're probably not nearly as sexy as they fantasize about.

Oh, undoubtedly you're absolutely, completely right.

 

[Conchaga]

So, what's your secret? Mine is my sense of humor. If I weren't funny, I'd never get any action.

 

[Shatna]

Well, if I told you then I would have to share all that "cooze", now wouldn't I?

 

[Dean Venture]

Why would someone hit another person with a rooster? My bodyguard Brock uses a knife.

 

[Conchaga]

Why would someone hit another person with a rooster? My bodyguard Brock uses a knife.

For the same reason women hit men with a cat.

 

[Dean Venture]

For the same reason women hit men with a cat.

Not Molotov Cocktease, she uses a gun.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

I only occasionally exchange sexual favors for admin privileges.

I also make no secret about the fact that I'm physically pretty average.

 

[Mirah]

Yeah, you're hungry for the cock.

Yes. It is true. Cock, Pussy, you name it. I am a hungry hungry whore!

 

[Paladin]

In as much as the men of TK are pussy whipped, women are quite evenly cock whipped. Let's face it, ladies. You're probably more desperate to get laid than Rommie, SSG_Sniper, and Dark Link combined. Most of the girls on TK do subtle yet non-ambiguous things to get guys' attention. Yeah, you're hungry for the cock. Sadistic Bastard, Shatna, and a few others could do no wrong. You'll defend your suppliers of internet wang to the death.

My conclusion: Everyone on TK is dying to get laid.

Myself excluded. I've gotten more ass than a toilet seat at Dodger stadium on free chilidog night.

Why am I not surprised YOU started this thread? Are you attempting to subtly suggest to the ladies you need to get laid and badly? Are you attempting to suggest the ugly fucking cunts who roam this board are to you quite the gorgeous honeys but to me are uglier than BAD DOG?

 

[Paladin]

Why would someone hit another person with a rooster? My bodyguard Brock uses a knife.

Don't lie motherfucker! BROCK is your DADDY's name!