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Wordforge: At least two years behind t3h Internets

Grandtheftcow

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It makes sense that most of the Wordforge membership is behind the times since they're from the south, believe in libertarianism, and want to put those damn niggers back into slavery again.

Anyone who comes into this thread and says they don't know where the phrase "Made of fail and aids" comes from gets their custom title changed to Noobforger.
 
Everyone knows it came from mute, albino ninjas that got raped by pirates and formed a politcal party that was anti-pirate rape. Not all rape, just pirate rape. It's their party's slogan.
 
Half the thread honestly has no idea what's going on, the other half is going "I SHORE DON'T NO WATS 4CHAN RIGHT GUISE WINK WINK ;) ;) ;)", and of course Listy has to swoop in with totally wrong information or it's not a Wordforge thread.
 
Fiction? We all know the one true religion is Lutheradependentechno-apathy cult (Lutheran, Independent, Technoloving and Apathy). All will know it in time.

I am its cult leader, so I would know.
 
So anyone know what's going on over there? There's a message to the effect of "I can't take it any more. Board closed indefinitely until I finish. Use chat." Of course I'm not able to get into chat. :shrug:

I'm guessing that this might just be Nick Ballsack's pirate curse coming to fruition--about him quitting as admin (this time for sure!) and how the board will go to Hell soon after. The place seems to have been down more than a $2 transvestite in San Francisco during Fleet Week today. But that could've just been my crappy connection.
 
I was on the board shortly before it got shut down. Basically, Elwood is going to try and fix the board himself by (as I am guessing here) archiving and deleting those old threads that slow the board down in the first place.
 
Scorponok said:
I was on the board shortly before it got shut down. Basically, Elwood is going to try and fix the board himself by (as I am guessing here) archiving and deleting those old threads that slow the board down in the first place.
Well that's the cover story, what's really going on is an attempt to finally ban Packard. So far nothing has worked, even nuking him from orbit has proven futile. :(
 
Get some avs guys. I know it's a shithole here, but even shitholes need pretty pix to scroll past.
 
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