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WORDFORGE will have VICTORY

Baron Lovemoore

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For too long, the administration of Wordforge has kept a stranglehold on its denizens. The rampant corruption and cronyism has reached a critical mass which the ruling elite is desperate to cover up.

It has fallen upon us to help deliver the deathblow and liberate these people, crying out for a better way of life.

Over the past few days, we have been approached by various Forgers. After much discussion we realized the problem is too great for mere tactical advisers to be sent in. Thus we have coalesced into one organization. We are now the Forge Liberation Army.

The current inner party administration is but a hydra -- there is no fundamental difference between Tamar or The Listkeeper or Elwood in their support of each other's deplorable actions and draconian rules.

Know this: We stand for nothing less than the total overthrow of the current administration. Supporting us in our effort to free you is best done anonymously.

Wordforge must come to its senses and reject the doctrine of preemptive bannings. Already some of you have felt the sting of this doctrine. Such policies are hardly irrational - they are cool and calculated, designed to stifle criticism of an administration so corrupt that it can see its own end looming at the horizon.

Our message is not one to be taken lightly. Though Troll Kingdom is, out of necessity, our primary base of operations, we have a number of operatives who have joined us in our quest for victory and freedom.

To all enemies of freedom: Be afraid. Be very afraid.
 
FBI parte due said:
WOW OMG GUYS IT'S NOT LIKE THE DLA AT ALL
Similar, but different. We are pooling resources and developing new tactics. We are now a mobile force.

On our bayonets, we bring freedom.

RJHJ said:
wow.....

Another idiot that is afraid to use his wordforge handle......
Yes, "another idiot" who is supporting an effort to free the people of Wordforge. "Another idiot" who is doing something about the state of affairs Forgers have found themselves caught in.

You, on the other hand, seem more of a provocateur, sent by the administration to give convey an illusion of dissent.
 
RJHJ said:
We are all free.
If this is how you wish to describe Wordforge, I'm not so sure.

Resistance takes the many forms. The demands of Forgers for an end to the corruption shall be met, in one way or another.

We are highly skilled in Internet guerrilla warfare. We already have operatives in place which, upon our command, shall unleash a barrage of internal board disruption the likes of which the staff has never seen.

Our opening salvo shall come tonight at 8 PM, Eastern Time. You have been given advanced warning because there is nothing you can do about it. Our sleeper cells are undetectable.

We shall strike deep into the heart of the beast. Then the regime will know it cannot trample on the rights of the people and hide behind absolutist reasoning forever.
 
If this was Troll Kingdom right after the TBBS debacle that led to its creation I might have cracked a smile at the coming chaos.

If this was that Troll Kingdom......
 
Ah HAA, caught you monologuing!!!

Seriously, how long does it take these dumbasses to learn that if you're planning a super-secret blitzkreig coup, the first thing you DON't do is announce it on a well-frequented companion board.

But posting your mad haxxor skilz resume is always a good idea to build your troll cred. For realz. Rock on.
 
RJHJ said:
wow.....

Another idiot that is afraid to use his wordforge handle......

heh. You doubt the power of the Forge Liberation Army? :twisted:

oh dear...you are clearly clueless.

Sleep soundly in your beds tonight...for tomorrow, you shall all feel the wrath! :mad:
 
Me? Feel wrath?

lol

Take your best shot at the board. I'm just a member there. I'm interested in seeing if you guys are more then a flash in the pan.
 
After lengthy negotiations, I, Number Six, have accepted the position of liaison of the Forge Liberation Army's newly formed political wing.

I bring to the table years of experience in deal-making and problem resolution. I will be at the bargaining table on behalf of the FLA to accept the unconditional surrender of the thuggish staff of Wordforge and its megalomaniacal tyrant, Elwood.
 
Baron Lovemoore said:
Our opening salvo shall come tonight at 8 PM, Eastern Time.

Well eight has come and gone and the beast has not yet been killed with the steely knives.
 
Number Six said:
After lengthy negotiations, I, Number Six, have accepted the position of liaison of the Forge Liberation Army's newly formed political wing.

I bring to the table years of experience in deal-making and problem resolution. I will be at the bargaining table on behalf of the FLA to accept the unconditional surrender of the thuggish staff of Wordforge and its megalomaniacal tyrant, Elwood.

SIX!!!!!!!!!! Awesome d00der. HTFYB???
 
RJHJ said:
Well eight has come and gone and the beast has not yet been killed with the steely knives.
At two minutes to midnight, we chose not to go through with the attack after we concluded that the average Wordforger would see it as an assault on him instead of the elite.

We did gain valuable data regarding a possible staff response time, in which it appears fate has smiled on upon the forces of freedom.
 
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