Words of wisdom

[Cassie]

Never eat a bagel with grape jelly while trying to scroll through the internet.

 

[Dr Dave]

"When you see something, say nothing and drink to forget"- Welcome to Night Vale.

 

[Loktar]

When you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you and then waves and says "Hi!!!!", don't awkwardly look away like an asshole and hurt the abyss' deep dark feelings.

 

[CaptainWacky]

None of us are real so don't worry.

 

[Dr Dave]

We're more real than a straight Republican!