Worm POOP

[Cassie]

This morning I was sitting on my back porch reading the paper and noticed the sound of rain. It is actually raining worm poop! THEY'RE IN THE TREES SHITTING ON THE WORLD AND THEY THINK IT'S FUNNY.

 

[Seph]

how did u know it was warm? did you taste it?

 

[Cassie]

WORM

 

[Seph]

yes yes yes yes ye sys eys sys eyes eyeyesyeysys yes WORMS!!!!!

 

[Ilyanna]

Yeah, I bet they'd be laughing their asses off if that wouldn't mean that the worm poop rain would stop!

I guess those attention whores are just jealous of earthworms being the darlings of the worm poop world.

 

[Tisiphone]

You should bait and hook those bitches.

 

[Cassie]

They are fuzzy STINGING caterpillars. Next month, instead of shitting on us, they'll be dropping out of the trees like KAMIKAZES, aiming for our necks and zooming down our shirts.

 

[Seph]

WARMMM POOOOOPP!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I actually read it as "warm poop" too the first time.

 

[Cassie]

I can't get the IMAGE of Seth going around taking temperatures with his TONGUE out of my head.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The goat from LONAF?

 

[Cassie]

EXCUUUUUUSE ME... I mean SEPH.

 

[Seph]

 

[Homo Erectus]

I have something Seph can test.

 

[Seph]

sorry i dont test antiques.