Would Star Wars have turned out differently if

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She's pushed out 6 kids. She's earned those hips.

Anyway, her comic strip version is fit.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Crikey, the founder leader is 72 according to MA. She must've really appreciated all the face smoothing make up.

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Salome_Jens

 

[CaptainWacky]

The "many Bothans" who died were actually slaughtered by Mon Mothma/Padme for sexual pleasure, as slaughtering innocents is the only thing that can get her off after Ani's dick was burnt.

 

[whisky]

I wonder how many times she pleasured herself with the shaft of Anakins lightsabre before Obi Wan gave it to Luke?

 

[Lilac]

Once too many. We wouldn't have had to put up with Mark Hamill fighting Wampas otherwise!

 

[Cassie]

I watched part of the Luke/Vader fight scene the other night, AND the scene where Chewie is carrying C3PO on his back, and C3PO tries to hump him but he was facing the wrong way.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Empire Strikes Back. THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE.

 

[Malarky]

Because it wasn't screenplayed or directed by Lucas!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH THAT MUST BE IT, I BET HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS BEING MADE