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Would u rather be raped by...

choose

& explain in graphic detail why.
 
Spock. Would be quicky and efficient.
 
Sulu. Because he wouldn't just be doing it because Henoch made him. He'd get into it.
 
Chekov!

10. He could call me Keptin all night long!
9. Russian = Big Dick
8. Gawd, he was cute back then.
7. I'd love to hear him scream "Мой бог! Я приезжаю!"
6. The Beatles/Monkees haircuts always got me off.
5. He already knows how to shoot off the big guns.
4. I'm sure he's got big Westicles, too.
3. He had a cute ass.
2. Gotta love that accent!
1. His name already sounds like "Jack-off"
 
I bet he has a similar list for every Trek character.
 
Kirk... but that really wouldn't be rape.
 
There were no NextGen people?
 
That's for next time.
 
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