Would you have knocked on the door with a razor?

[eloisel]

And, then, would you have shaved anyone who opened the door?

I wouldn't have. But, that's just me.

What would you have done?

 

[Seph]

headbutted.

 

[Cock]

surprize buttsecks!

 

[Loktar]

smeared the door with shaving cream.

 

[Love Child]

I was talking to a friend tonight about guns. They want to take me to a shooting range, but then joked about me killing them. I laughed and said, "Heh, do you think I am a killer?" Then I paused. "No, I like to torture people" Then I smiled.

And, then, would you have shaved anyone who opened the door?

I wouldn't have. But, that's just me.

What would you have done?

You would have the razor, I would have the shaving cream. We would knock on his door, tie him up and make him watch as I slowly lathered my legs with shaving cream and you took a razor UP AND DOWN HIS LEGS UP TO HIS BALLS AND LEFT HIM JUST A LITTLE TINY PATCH OF HAIR.

 

[SuN]

kek nice gurl

 

[Henoch]

I was talking to a friend tonight about guns. They want to take me to a shooting range, but then joked about me killing them. I laughed and said, "Heh, do you think I am a killer?" Then I paused. "No, I like to torture people" Then I smiled.




You would have the razor, I would have the shaving cream. We would knock on his door, tie him up and make him watch as I slowly lathered my legs with shaving cream and you took a razor UP AND DOWN HIS LEGS UP TO HIS BALLS AND LEFT HIM JUST A LITTLE TINY PATCH OF HAIR.

It's like poetry everytime you speak IMO.

 

[SuN]

MoAr!!!