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Would you help Shakira get away with murder?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
If Shakira came to you and asked for your help in covering up a murder she had commited, would you help her?
 
Doesn't have to be Shakira. I'd help just about anyone cover up a murder.

So, yes.
 
If she had just murdered Hitler OR MARC/BB15, then yes.
 
Depends if I am getting some sex out of it.
 
There would be no reward other than the secret thrill of knowing that Shakira is a cold-blooded killer and that she could do it again and you would be partially responsible.
 
LET'S HELP SHAKIRA, IMO!
 
Sure why not, sounds like a larf.
 
She has previously stated that at least certain parts of her have trouble with not telling the truth so it would be important to help her escape as she might not last long if the case went to trial.
 
I have suspected her upper body to be capable of lying for many years now The Tomtrek!
 
There would be no reward other than the secret thrill of knowing that Shakira is a cold-blooded killer and that she could do it again and you would be partially responsible.

Nope. Not for free. I may be a cold-hearted sumbitch, but I'm not dumb. :)
 
Her breasts being small and humble could come in handy in some way, as they cannot be confused with mountains.
 
But what is behind Shakira's smile?
 
She's enitrely full of sausages.
 
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