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Would you keep slaves?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
If slavery somehow became socially acceptable and you were in a position to "buy" some fucking slaves and have them clean your pants and shit, would you do it?

(They could be a genitically altered slave race created by "Frankenstein Scientists" to make Daily Mail readers angry, if you want.)
 
Yes, and all mine would be midgets. Black Jewish midgets.

And a Mormon Quadraplegic.
 
I'd buy ten.
 
Could they be genetically altered to look like Captain Kirk?
 
I'd probably have ones I found attractive, but claim I was buying them because they looked healthy.
 
^damn!
er, I mean, that wasn't MY plan!
 
Probably. They'd be redheaded and scantily clad, most like. Maybe they'd be anthropomorphic ducks. Probably.
 
All of mine would be female but I'd never take advantage of them sexually. Just to really hurt them.
 
Mine would all be women, and I'd buy them roses.

After they licked me head to toe.
 
If I could clone Michelle Trachtenberg into a Trachtenarmy, I would.
 
Well, if I can't have Captain Kirk slaves, could I have genetically altered Six slaves instead?
 
Can I have Jonathan Rhys-Meyers clones?
 
I would like my slaves to be droids
 
They would have to be human. Otherwise it wouldn't be inhuman. I suppose they could be droids with organic brains...

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If I could clone Michelle Trachtenberg into a Trachtenarmy, I would.
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I'd sent my Natalie Portmarmy against them. Then we could bathe in the blood.
 
I would buy them claiming I was saving them from some mean owners and I would treat them fairly.

Then after a few months they would annoy me and I would beat them senseless regularly, but simply increase my direct debit to Oxfam a little to make me feel better.
 
I'd keep a constant stream of healthy young adult lads to keep house, tend to the fields, clean the swimming pool naked, and bathe me 4 times a day.

I'd call my plantation the Logan's Run Ranch, since any slave who turns 30 would be sold or just "disappear".
 
I don't think I would.
 
Not even if they were Emma clones?
 
We could come up with some junk science to explain that they're not really sentient or don't have a soul if that makes you feel better, Dave.
 
Would Tom Cruise have them?
 
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