Would you like me to lap dance for you?

[CaptainWacky]

Ooh, my peephole Pringle is modelled on an SAS balaclava. Sweet feet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you like my cones? They're little ones, I got them from a cycling test centre.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've got a clean licence. Yours is dirty! You've got six points, I've got two...points!

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Mentalist]

What did you have for breakfast today Camp David?


Ooooooo MINCE!

 

[Gagh]

omg o'rly owl infiltrated NORWICH

 

[CaptainWacky]

Look at me, I'm a big witch!

 

[Gagh]

I'M A BIG WITCH LOOK WHAT I CAN DO
I CAN WEAR A BIG KID'S PANTS TOO
MUMMY - WOW!

I'M A BIG KID NOW!

 

[Mentalist]

I'm divorced... I've got access to the kids but they dont want to see me!

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUNNY how you remembered alll those lyrcis, almost like you taped that ad to masturbate over (like I did)!