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Would you like to live in a big house with hundreds of cats

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
And then when you die and know human knows about it, the cats eat your body. So you can be with them forever.
 
I would not as the house would smell very very bad and it would be very very expensive to feed them all.

That money could be better put to use then feeding a hundred cats.
 
You would lose your sense of smell eventually and the cats would eat homeless people you'd killed.
 
Waite... when did the owner start killing homeless people?
 
...but think, with hundreds of cats, you'd never have to worry about rats or mice!
 
Or not having cat hair all over the place!
 
I kill homeless peopel for fun.
 
I'd rather eat the homeless people. After bathing them, of course.
 
If you're lazy, you can just live where you live, and call up Hunan Wok to deliver, and you'll be eating cats.
 
If you're lazy, you can just live where you live, and call up Hunan Wok to deliver, and you'll be eating cats.

I've had stir fried cat and I gotta tell ya', it's not half bad. It's all the way bad.
 
Yes I want to be like the old man in Logan's Run.
 
I want to be anyone in Logan's Run that gets anywhere near Jessica 6.

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No, then I'd be too much like my Mom (if you substitute "dogs" for "cats" and "Mormons" for "homeless people).
 
I'd like to die in a house full of Snarffs, BooBoos, ScrappyDoos and SABA SIMBAS.
 
Scrappy Doo made the show, really.
 
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