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Would you rather have sex or chocolate?
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YeahSoWhat
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If I had to pick, it would depend on how good the sex was. I'll take good chocolate over bad sex everytime.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
No such thing as bad sex. Well, maybe bad sex in prison.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
I'm not a big fan of chocolate either. Unless Laker_Girl, or maybe Charlize Theron are under the chocolate.
It's a shame, though. Too many women have been disappointed by poor lovers that they'll most likely choose chocolate, because it's more reliable.
It's a shame, though. Too many women have been disappointed by poor lovers that they'll most likely choose chocolate, because it's more reliable.
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
Poor lovers ruin it for everybody. 
Have some pride! Take the time to do it right the FIRST time, damnit! There'll always be time for chocolate after!
Have some pride! Take the time to do it right the FIRST time, damnit! There'll always be time for chocolate after!
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
^^The good news is....so many women have been inured to bad (or quick) lovemaking by the average man, that when a good one comes along, they're likely to hang on for dear life!
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
You're an optimist, BDM, and I like that about you!
Always looking for the angle....
Always looking for the angle....
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
^^Not optimistic, I just know from personal experience.
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
I like both sex and chocolate, but those jizz cordials are just gross.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
My daughter found a confectioner's shop - one of their best selling items is a truffle - three layers of the best chocolate - dark center, milk middle layer, and white chocolate outside coating. Absolutely wonderful.
So the question is not sex or chocolate but
really good sex or really good chocolate?
So the question is not sex or chocolate but
really good sex or really good chocolate?
Enkephalen
My Stars!
Agreed! Say, how come we can't post in other's threads with little bouncing heads?
