Would you rather live in Rivendell or Lazytown?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG PUT SPOILER TAGS ALL OVER

 

[Ilyanna]

Relax, Eggs. The mortals have not really cut all forests. Yet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Isn't that what AVatar is.

 

[Ilyanna]

No, dear. Avatar is large smurfs being kicked in the butt by an army of greedy Gargamels.

Legolas should have died instead.

Damn right he should have, that litty stair-surfing pussy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can I just complain about the extended edition scene in Two Towers where Gimli talks about an Orc's "central nervous system"? GIMLI SON OF GLOIN TALKING ABOUT A "CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM" IN MIDDLE EARTH. FUCK.

(Good movies though.)

 

[Yub]

I liked it when Legolas out drank Gimli.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I didn't like Orlando Bloom's acting in that scene.

 

[Yub]

I don't like Orlando Bloom's acting at all.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You don't watch Orlando Bloom for the acting. You watch for the SEX sexiness.

Can I just complain about the extended edition scene in Two Towers where Gimli talks about an Orc's "central nervous system"? GIMLI SON OF GLOIN TALKING ABOUT A "CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM" IN MIDDLE EARTH. FUCK.

Ever since he played Da Vinci on Voyager, he's had the ship's computers available to him, so Gimli even knows about BORG and CHAOTICA and CHAKOTAY'S A DOUCHE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

/NO. DIFFERENT UNIVERSES. AAAAAAAHG

 

[Conchaga]

Ever since he played Da Vinci on Voyager, he's had the ship's computers available to him, so Gimli even knows about BORG and CHAOTICA and CHAKOTAY'S A DOUCHE.

I think it was that Max made a slide into an alternate universe and never left.