Would you suck my dick if I washed it?

[satan mcevil]

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Sarek]

Shouldn't the topic title have been, "If I HAD a dick, would you suck it if I washed it?"

Either way, the answer would be no. But I'm sure we could find someone to volunteer to puree it in a blender and feed it to pigs on a pig farm.

Though, there's a good chance even they wouldn't eat it.

 

[jack]

AHAHAHAHAHAH SAREK IS A DIRTY COCKSUCKER

 

[jack]

Either way is a pussy caveat, btw

 

[Sarek]

Aren't you late for your sleep over with Henoch?

 

[jack]

I don't sleep with the fishes.

 

[jack]

What are you doing up so early? Wet fart?

 

[Sarek]

You're older than I am. You tell me.

 

[jack]

I never fart.

I shit pearls in a teacup too.

 

[Sarek]

I never fart.

That part I believe. At your age, they're probably liquid.

 

[jack]

Dude, my shits are so long and perfect. Always one piece. Almost as big as my dick.

 

[jack]

Are you kidding, since hyperglycemia, I get 30 or more grams of fiber daily.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

This thread stinks.

 

[jack]

It's nothing to sniff at.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I ain't breathin' around it.

 

[Lilac]

'If it's brown, flush it down.'
~Dr. Dave