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Wrestling Bitch-Fest

Ogami

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I've been watching pro-wrestling on and off since the late eighties, and just thought I'd toss out some ideas that Vince McMahon's creative team obviously can't come up with:

1) We always see these scrawny guys as referees. Why not introduce a new buff wrestler as a referee, but someone who can't be pushed around? Why do they always introduce muscleheads (like Lashley) without anything else going for them? Imagine a three-count where the referee actually breaks the choke hold, or DQs the guy on the count of three! Haven't seen it for years.

2) The Bogeyman? The Buccaneer? Kane's "voices in his head" that the whole audience hears, and that someone plays a video for on the big screen? SaintLucifer may have a point (see thread Fuck Wrestling), I am embarassed to be an adult and watching the WWE coming up with lame ideas like this.

3) The WWE needs some real TV competition. With them holding a monopoly on pro wrestling, the lack of creativity is showing.

4) It's been four months now Rey, take the "EG" (Eddie Guerrero) armbands off. It was a tribute before, now it's just tacky.

5) Why hasn't there been a tag team division for years? At the last pay-per-view, Judgment Day, the tag championship match was the opening match, a throwaway. People used to pay money to see a tag championship match.

6) Speaking of PPVs, I'm glad I watched someone else's Judgment Day that they loaned me. There was nothing on that show that couldn't be seen for free on Smackdown. Why would anyone pay money for this junk?

7) THQ's "Feel the Pain" and "Shut Your Mouth" wrestling games have more interesting matches than what appears on television. What about elimination tag matches? Battle Royales? Stipulation matches? It's pretty bad when a game has a better storyline than what the real WWE writers come up with.

8) Fire the WWE writers and hire some fans to write the shows.

Anyone else got any gripes with the sad state of wrestling these days?

-Ogami
 
They recently hired a number of writers with one of the requirements being two years of soap opera experience.

i think WWE ought to have a few spies on the fan boards. We come up with some great ideas and give good critisism when it comes to what's NOT working.
 
The whole idea of Rey being *champ* is horrible. C'mon, now. That shit is becoming un-watchable.

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That was kind of silly, but it worked for the Triple-Threat where he got the title. Single defenses, on the other hand, are ridiculous. No matter how many 619s he performs.

On the plus side, remember the mini-Undertaker? He might now have a shot at the World title.

One more bitch: They should dump the brand extension, and the superfluous belts on Smackdown. Sell the WCW titles to some other company, and just focus on the WWE titles.

-Ogami
 
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