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Write your own A-Team episode
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
My A-Team Episode Synopsis
The message board spammer's
axe
by CaptainWacky
On tonight's A-Team, Faceman has an old friend who's a message board spammer. But his friend has a big problem. A rival message board spammer is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already raped his friend's cousin, and tried to steal a axe.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Hannibal, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the message board spammer, but she prefers Murdoch. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by the pope.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival message board spammer. Murdoch says, ''Woof, woof, bark, RAPE!''. Faceman throws two guys through a window. Hannibal gets a black eye and Murdoch doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Doctor Biscuits, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a church. Hannibal says, ''Looks like we're all about to be raped!''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored plane out of clocks and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Doctor Biscuits's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was hatred of jews, and that axe was the key.'' complains Doctor Biscuits, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for the pope.
''The Mine Field is the place to be, baby!'' says Faceman.
The message board spammer's
axe
by CaptainWacky
On tonight's A-Team, Faceman has an old friend who's a message board spammer. But his friend has a big problem. A rival message board spammer is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already raped his friend's cousin, and tried to steal a axe.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Hannibal, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the message board spammer, but she prefers Murdoch. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by the pope.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival message board spammer. Murdoch says, ''Woof, woof, bark, RAPE!''. Faceman throws two guys through a window. Hannibal gets a black eye and Murdoch doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Doctor Biscuits, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a church. Hannibal says, ''Looks like we're all about to be raped!''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored plane out of clocks and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Doctor Biscuits's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was hatred of jews, and that axe was the key.'' complains Doctor Biscuits, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for the pope.
''The Mine Field is the place to be, baby!'' says Faceman.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
DR BISCUITS DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
BIG BROTHER THEMED SPECIAL
My A-Team Episode Synopsis
The football agent's
Leo Sayer's dirty pants
by CaptainWacky
On tonight's A-Team, Faceman has an old friend who's a football agent. But his friend has a big problem. A rival football agent is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already fucked-up his friend's brother, and tried to steal a Leo Sayer's dirty pants.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Jermaine Jackson, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the football agent, but she prefers Shilpa Shetty. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by Little Paul Scholes.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival football agent. Shilpa Shetty says, ''It's a friggin' name not a sentence!''. Faceman throws two guys through a window. Jermaine Jackson gets a black eye and Shilpa Shetty doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Jade Goody, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a The Big Brother House. Jermaine Jackson says, ''Tell Michael I loved him''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored tank out of egg whisk and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Jade Goody's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to further my pointless tabloid career, and that Leo Sayer's dirty pants was the key.'' complains Jade Goody, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for Little Paul Scholes.
''I can't believe I won Celebrity Big Brother, thank you all!'' says Faceman.
Fini
My A-Team Episode Synopsis
The football agent's
Leo Sayer's dirty pants
by CaptainWacky
On tonight's A-Team, Faceman has an old friend who's a football agent. But his friend has a big problem. A rival football agent is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already fucked-up his friend's brother, and tried to steal a Leo Sayer's dirty pants.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Jermaine Jackson, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the football agent, but she prefers Shilpa Shetty. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by Little Paul Scholes.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival football agent. Shilpa Shetty says, ''It's a friggin' name not a sentence!''. Faceman throws two guys through a window. Jermaine Jackson gets a black eye and Shilpa Shetty doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Jade Goody, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a The Big Brother House. Jermaine Jackson says, ''Tell Michael I loved him''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored tank out of egg whisk and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Jade Goody's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to further my pointless tabloid career, and that Leo Sayer's dirty pants was the key.'' complains Jade Goody, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for Little Paul Scholes.
''I can't believe I won Celebrity Big Brother, thank you all!'' says Faceman.
Fini
Grammour Boy
Rebel
Wow! A very prolific screenplay writer you are, Wacky. You are.
My A-Team Episode Synopsis
The Monkey Fisherman's
carpet
The Monkey Fisherman's
carpet
by Dribbleman
On tonight's A-Team, Joggy Apple has an old friend who's a Monkey Fisherman. But his friend has a big problem. A rival Monkey Fisherman is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already cunted his friend's sister, and tried to steal a carpet.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Fishy Ears, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the Monkey Fisherman, but she prefers Figgy Bunting. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by Heinrich Himmler.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival Monkey Fisherman. Figgy Bunting says, ''I hope your mother develops a lactose intolerance''. Joggy Apple throws two guys through a window. Fishy Ears gets a black eye and Figgy Bunting doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Mad Miggle Man, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a rape room. Fishy Ears says, ''It's a bad day in the cabbage patch to be an emu seducer''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored paradactyl out of steam powered dildos and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Mad Miggle Man's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to rape a chink, and that carpet was the key.'' complains Mad Miggle Man, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for Heinrich Himmler.
''You're a big old bag of milk'' says Joggy Apple.
whisky
Boobie inspector
My A-Team Episode Synopsis
The Fuck's
Fuck
by Fuck
On tonight's A-Team, Fuck has an old friend who's a Fuck. But his friend has a big problem. A rival Fuck is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already Fuck his friend's Fuck, and tried to steal a Fuck.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Fuck, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the Fuck, but she prefers Fuck. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by Fuck.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival Fuck. Fuck says, ''Fuck''. Fuck throws two guys through a window. Fuck gets a black eye and Fuck doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Fuck, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a Fuck. Fuck says, ''Fuck''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored Fuck out of Fuck and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Fuck's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was Fuck, and that Fuck was the key.'' complains Fuck, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for Fuck.
''Fuck'' says Fuck.
Fini
The Fuck's
Fuck
by Fuck
On tonight's A-Team, Fuck has an old friend who's a Fuck. But his friend has a big problem. A rival Fuck is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already Fuck his friend's Fuck, and tried to steal a Fuck.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Fuck, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the Fuck, but she prefers Fuck. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by Fuck.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival Fuck. Fuck says, ''Fuck''. Fuck throws two guys through a window. Fuck gets a black eye and Fuck doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Fuck, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a Fuck. Fuck says, ''Fuck''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored Fuck out of Fuck and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Fuck's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was Fuck, and that Fuck was the key.'' complains Fuck, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for Fuck.
''Fuck'' says Fuck.
Fini