Write Your Own Epitaph

[The Question]

Similar to Sardy's thread, but without the limiting scenario he tacked on.

What do you want on your gravestone?

Mine:

"YA GOT ANY COFFEE?"

 

[Stuart]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

That's some funny shit right there!

Ya got any coffee ooooooooooooooooooh man you slay me...

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Here lies ____________.
He shoulda known better.
(1974-2001)

***

Resurrection is a wonderful thing.

 

[jack]

:::laughing:::

 

[PreatorX]

I'M BEHIND YOU!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I like that one, or the other obvious choice:

I'M WATCHING YOU
WHILE YOU SLEEP

 

[Laker_Girl]

You know, I really hate it when someone goes missing, particularly a pretty girl and all of the sudden she was the light of everyone's life, she was talented and kind, etc. Is every missing girl Snow White? I told my mom that if I ever go missing not to say those kinds of things but to just be honest. Say that I loved who I loved and it wasn't many. That I was funny and bright but bitchy and am probably getting what I deserved.

So there you go, my epitaph would say:

"She got what she deserved"

 

[Mentalist]

-I told you I was ill-

 

[GASBOT]

"iT'S nOT eASY bEING a gASBOT. . ... .. . ... .. ."

 

[jack]

Thank god SOMEONE finally remembered the password :bigass:

 

[The Question]

Here's another under consideration:

"Damn."

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Having a great time down under

Wish you were here.

 

[curiousa2z]

mine:
"Shiny!"

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

" Pennies off a Dead Man's Eyes" by Harlan Ellison?

 

[Fire_Storm20]

Snip the Blue Wire.
Which One?
Looks Like I Picked the Wrong One.

 

[Mandi]

Mine would be "It wasn't me, I was dead at the time!"

 

[The Question]

Of maybe:

"Get Off My Lawn!"