WTF? of the day!

[Cassie]

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/...were-planning-to-drive-to-do-something-gay-2/

Pat Robertson: Snow Is God’s Way of Punishing Americans Who Were Planning to Drive to Do Something Gay
Treacherous Roads Part of Almighty’s Strategy, Says Televangelist

VIRGINIA BEACH (The Borowitz Report) – Rev. Pat Robertson sparked controversy in today’s broadcast of his 700 Club program when he claimed that God created the blizzard currently battering the Northeast “to punish Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay.”

Explaining his theory, Rev. Robertson said, “Because of the bad road conditions the Almighty has made, any gay activities that people were planning on doing will have to be postponed by a day or two.”

Additionally, he argued, God shut down major airports in the New York area “so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur.”

As for the millions of straight people in New York City who were also grounded by the bad weather, the televangelist said, “I think God probably wonders, if these people are really straight, then what are they doing in New York?”

WHAT'S GOD GOING TO DO TO THE PEOPLE PLANNING GAY ACTIVITIES AT HOME?

 

[Cassie]

I really should read the things I click on from twitter MOAR CAREFULLY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He must spend his every waking moment thinking about gay activities.

 

[Cassie]

It was a joke article! BUT, I didn't realize it until I'd already posted it and done lots of WTFing... It seems lots of people thought it was a real story, lol. I guess no one really watches The 700 Club, AND ALSO, no one would be surprised if he actually said such a thing.

 

[Dr Dave]

I thought it was real too for a bit.

Cassie, he has done this sort of thing before. I think he blamed Hurricane Katrina on the gays.

 

[Cassie]

This is a real quote about gay days at Disney:

"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor."

 

[Dr Dave]

I am not the least bit surprised he said that.

 

[Gagh]

I WONDER HOW THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH FEEL ABOUT THIS!

 

[headvoid]

Global Warming is actually caused by gay bum sex though, you have to admit there is a direct correlation.

 

[Dr Dave]

All that friction produces a lot of heat.

 

[Cassie]

BOW CHIKA BOW WOW

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Iran gets earthquakes all the time and they don't have any gays!

 

[Dr Dave]

God must hate them for another reason then.