LazarusLong1
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I am the oldest living human. How y'all doing?
LazarusLong1 said:Ya'll may bury me. I am the oldest living human. How y'all doing?
Enkephalen said:Is it just me, or do we all think, "Oh no, not another one!" Where's Luci when you need him?
The art of fucking should be practiced, and often. Proficiency only comes with dedication and, let's be honest, stamina.DarthSikle said:fuck off
I had thought that you were a person who prizes good manners, honor, and self-reflection. I had taken you for one who respects the ancient rules of hospitality.Ultros said:Fuck off.
When was this, fuckwit?LazarusLong1 said:I had thought that you were a person who prizes good manners, honor, and self-reflection.
It was upon my initial perusal and assessment of the board, before I decided to register.Ultros said:When was this, fuckwit?
LazarusLong1 said:I am the oldest living human. How y'all doing?
Remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers and for a time they seem invincible but in the end, they always fall -- think of it, ALWAYS.Randall Flagg said:Howdy Lloyd! Welcome to Troll Kingdom. Hope you enjoy my stay.
Now I really hate to poop on your parade, but I got to tell ya, I think I just may be able to give ya a bit of a run for your money on that oldest living human thing. I've been known to slide through the ages a time or too myself. You could say I've seen more than my fair share of kingdoms crumble and lords turn to dust.
If ya know what I mean.![]()
LazarusLong1 said:Remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers and for a time they seem invincible but in the end, they always fall -- think of it, ALWAYS.
In my World as Myth, I have encountered you, Flagg. You speak a good game, but, in the end, you lose out to man's inherent goodness, and his willingness to sacrifice himself for the greater good.
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
I, sir, DO NOT intend to do nothing. Your days are numbered here.