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Yeah, I'm a lickle drunk.

Mentalist

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Bottle of Absolut on my own drinking at home in isolation welcoming the Friday in.

Sad, aint it.
 
STOLI IS BETTER DA BUT IT'S STUPID YANK ST. PATTY'S DAY YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING JAMESON'S ME DROOGIE ERIN GO BRALESS BABY

And I haven't had a drop yet.
 
2/3 thru my first Guinness;..I know , not terribly original, but it's...tradition...'sides, I really like it. ( the one time a year you'll catch me drinking beer).
hafta finish my irish stew before heading out to the pub so drink up me hearties, and Slainte!
 
I'm going to smash a glass over my head soon. Blood will ensue and it will give me something to do cleaning it up.
 
As the night progresses, if I feel like getting up to some real shenanigans, I've got a wee drop or two of Bushmill's "Black Bush" up in the cupboard for backup...
 
^for that matter, they needn't be irish; any old crazy nationality will do...go on out and toast the Emerald Ile, i say, leave off the blood-letting for a rainy day!
 
I've been to Ireland enough times to get too misty eyed over it.


I wil be spending the day in on my own as per usual operations.
 
Home and drunk alone on a Friday night? Poor Menty, what you need is a good rapin' and a bottle of water...Where's my passport?
 
^sensible lad.

so, dinner's merrily bubbling away, company's not here til 8 and I've a fresh Guinness to hand...figured it'd be prudent to get all that chopping and dicing of potatoes and such done before proceeding any further with the imbibing plan...
 
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