yes! who's next!

[steve samurai jack]

this intoxicated women tried to see my wood.

tha drunk stank was causing a pretty good ruckas. i asked here to leave nicely. she started out the door, that's when the alcohol must have kicked in.

she replied, i ain't going no where fucker until you show me your physical attributes. she started tearin' at my zipper. i kicked her in the stomach and power bombed tha bitch.

boss man put me on the disable list for 14 days with pay until the investigation is complete. just reflex, about 5 years ago i almost became a professsional wrestler.

 

[Mentalist]

That's nice.

 

[Name Pending]

You were obviously worried that she would see your 2 inch penis and tell everyone how small it was.

 

[wonderaz]

wow, you are a manly man.

 

[starguard]

Is this her

 

[whisky]

See if you had just let her see your cock, she might have gone on to have sex with you, which it sounds like you could really do with.