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YES!!!

Blindgroping

U mad 'bro?
I successfully disputed my non-payment with eBay.

Take that you fucking deceptive seller who would make or already was a used car salesman!
 
I bid on an mp3 player that, at the bottom of a long description with a funky background, said that it never gets past the start-up screen.
I emailed the seller, he ignored it till a week after the sale, and insisted that I pay for a $52 doorstop.
I say NO. and reported it.
I just sent Ebay a detaled report on how it came about, and a reference to my 100% positive feedback for quick payment, and they saw my logic and recinded the negative tag.
Cool beans.
 
Blindgroping said:
I successfully disputed my non-payment with eBay.

Take that you fucking deceptive seller who would make or already was a used car salesman!

Ah but what about the very fact you were suckered into purchasing something from said 'used car salesman' in the first place? So you successfully argued your stupidity (bet his momma took care of that for him) and are now pleased about it? Goodie for you. Are you so stupid that you fail to understand that it is the nature of 'sellers' to be fucking deceptive? Fuck. What do MORONS grow on trees on this site? Shit.
 
The bottom line with eBay is the seller and the buyer HAVE to agree or there is no sale.

I've gotten checks for example, Bank Cashiers checks for 1000 dollars over the amount. For a twenty dollar item. Instant negative and complaint on their account, and the "check" goes in to kindling. This is of course, after they say "just cash it, and send back the difference".

Then there's the paypal credit card scam. I refuse to accept credit card payments direct from the buyer, so Paypal only allows me to withdraw 500 a month, fine with me, as it elimiates the "fraudulent use" factor that paypal loves to back out money from your account with.

One guy tried to do that a couple of months ago. I let the "money" sit in the account. He claimed it was fraudulent use, they backed it out, and then he started demanding a shipment, claiming I still needed to honor the original paypal payment. Needless to say, he's dealing with his bank, ebay, paypal and god knows who else over it.

As a buyer BG, you have ultimate rights. Contrary to what they say, except for deliberate non payment to harass a seller, they have to take any negrep off your account that isn't "true" to the purchase, because it's already been proven in court that they are the arbiter of the comment.

Even when the seller is "perfect" however, the only real tool he has is a NPB filing which gives them a free relisting til the item sells, and the neg to the buyer. The trick to negging a buyer is to get them to respond, because you can leave two comments.

Anyway, ebay is fun for fucking around and making better money than lugging all the shit out of your cellar to sell at a lawn sale.

It also is fun when you see people like Hellman shopping for Gnome Lawn Ornaments, and size two Shirley Temple Blacks. ;)
 
Blindgroping said:
I bid on an mp3 player that, at the bottom of a long description with a funky background, said that it never gets past the start-up screen.
I emailed the seller, he ignored it till a week after the sale, and insisted that I pay for a $52 doorstop.
I say NO. and reported it.
I just sent Ebay a detaled report on how it came about, and a reference to my 100% positive feedback for quick payment, and they saw my logic and recinded the negative tag.
Cool beans.

SO.. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT RENIGGED ON MY MP3 SALE!!!!!

Thats O.K. eBay sent me the address to your house :twisted:
 
Oh, that's right.
I turned off AVs and Sigs so I can't even see my own Av.
No, Christian Bale from American Psycho.

Some people think that I resemble him.
 
Blindgroping said:
I successfully disputed my non-payment with eBay.

Take that you fucking deceptive seller who would make or already was a used car salesman!



To really stick it to this Ebay fucker I suggest you perform a ‘Destruction Ritual’ which is for exactly what it says, to Destroy that which gets in your way. This can be done out of anger, revenge, or just plain hate. Many people misunderstand a Destruction Ritual. It is not a "green light" to go out and cause harm or murder someone, it is a ritual performed to push away that "extra psychological baggage" you are burdening yourself with. If a person happens to "coincidentally" fall under mishap, all the better that it is not traceable to you. A Satanist is responsible for their actions. Get rid of the energy, not the body.

Last October I performed a Destruction Ritual on an individual that was to say the least; a Psychic Vampire and a whole lot more. I wanted nothing more to do with this person. I set up the Ritual, performed it, and forgot about it for several months. Then one day I asked around as I had not heard from this person. I found out neither had anyone else. For all I know, they are lying dead rotting in the ground. Do I care? No. That is why I performed the Ritual in the first place is to get rid of that person in my life. I don't care how it happened.

But how can I perform a Destruction Ritual? I hear you ask
It’s Easy!
I have a room specifically set up for my rituals. In it I have the Sigil of Baphomet on the West wall. After I have dressed for the ritual in my black robe and silver Baphomet, I light black candles to illuminate the room. I use enough black candles only for proper lighting. I use one white candle to represent the hypocrisy of the Christian church. After I have created the circle, I begin my spell. I take my athame (ceremonial knife) and call forth the demons of each compass point. Facing the Baphomet I start the ritual by pointing the athame at the Baphomet and say;

"In the name of Satan, the Ruler of the earth, the King of the world, I command the forces of Darkness to bestow their Infernal power upon me!

Open wide the gates of Hell and come forth from the abyss to greet me as your brother and friend!

Grant me the indulgences of which I speak! I have taken thy name as a part of myself! I live as the beasts of the field, rejoicing in the fleshly life! I favor the just and curse the rotten!

By all the Gods of the Pit, I command that these things of which I speak shall come to pass! Come forth and answer to your names by manifesting my desires.."


Starting with the West I call forth Leviathan, ruler of the West by drawing an inverted pentagram in the air in front of me. Rotating counter-clockwise to the south, I repeat the Call commanding Satan, Ruler of the South to appear. Then to Lucifer from the East and finally to the North ruled by Belial.

I then proceed to manifest my desires either on paper, candle or article that represents my intentions. You can use anything you want for this part of the ritual. Some of my spells are done with parchment (a special paper for the ritual) or a special candle (I find Black candles are the most effective) designed for the type of ritual I'm performing. You can use anything you want for this part of the ritual. Some use dolls, dressed in possessions of their intended target (an article of clothing, jewelry, or hair). I write my spell on the parchment or candle, I envision myself transferring it to the object of my writing. When I am finished, I then call forth a demon and instruct them to carry these instructions away from me so that I need not to spend anymore energy thinking about it anymore. After this is done I add my sigil to the image and then burn it to carry the message away. While it is burning, I can feel the energy of the message being delivered into the etherium.

During the sacrifice, you can recite one of the Enochian Keys listed at the end of the Satanic Bible if you feel it will enhance your ritual. Each key is listed there in
Enochian (a 15th century language) and in English. You can recite either version. Again it does not matter if you know Enochian or not. There is no one here grading you on your grammar.

Your primary concern during the ritual is to evoke that energy in you, anger, desire or lust and use it to its fullest impact during the creation and sacrifice. You will
know that your ritual was conducted properly if that energy you used is no longer with you. In this you know that you have successfully cast out that energy and transferred it to another realm.

To close the ritual, I then thank the demons for joining me and let them go. In reverse order starting in the North and working counterclockwise to the West. I will again trace the inverted pentagram in the air saying; "Thank you Belial, Ruler of the earth for assisting me, you may go. Thank you
Lucifer, ruler of the air for assisting me, you may go. Thank you Satan, ruler of fire, for assisting me, you may go. Thank you Leviathan, ruler of the water for assisting me, you may go.

With this I point the Athame above my head and call out HAIL SATAN!

Hope that helps friend. :D

 
BG, that's the name of the character Bale plays in Psycho :) the book was much better.
 
Damn, there's a great sequence with a girl, a starving rat, a habitrail tube and some hydrochloric acid in the book that somehow never finds its way into the movie.

But Reece Witherspoon as evelyn is awesome.
 
SamhainP8 said:


To really stick it to this Ebay fucker I suggest you perform a ‘Destruction Ritual’ which is for exactly what it says, to Destroy that which gets in your way. This can be done out of anger, revenge, or just plain hate. Many people misunderstand a Destruction Ritual. It is not a "green light" to go out and cause harm or murder someone, it is a ritual performed to push away that "extra psychological baggage" you are burdening yourself with. If a person happens to "coincidentally" fall under mishap, all the better that it is not traceable to you. A Satanist is responsible for their actions. Get rid of the energy, not the body.

Last October I performed a Destruction Ritual on an individual that was to say the least; a Psychic Vampire and a whole lot more. I wanted nothing more to do with this person. I set up the Ritual, performed it, and forgot about it for several months. Then one day I asked around as I had not heard from this person. I found out neither had anyone else. For all I know, they are lying dead rotting in the ground. Do I care? No. That is why I performed the Ritual in the first place is to get rid of that person in my life. I don't care how it happened.

But how can I perform a Destruction Ritual? I hear you ask
It’s Easy!
I have a room specifically set up for my rituals. In it I have the Sigil of Baphomet on the West wall. After I have dressed for the ritual in my black robe and silver Baphomet, I light black candles to illuminate the room. I use enough black candles only for proper lighting. I use one white candle to represent the hypocrisy of the Christian church. After I have created the circle, I begin my spell. I take my athame (ceremonial knife) and call forth the demons of each compass point. Facing the Baphomet I start the ritual by pointing the athame at the Baphomet and say;

"In the name of Satan, the Ruler of the earth, the King of the world, I command the forces of Darkness to bestow their Infernal power upon me!

Open wide the gates of Hell and come forth from the abyss to greet me as your brother and friend!

Grant me the indulgences of which I speak! I have taken thy name as a part of myself! I live as the beasts of the field, rejoicing in the fleshly life! I favor the just and curse the rotten!

By all the Gods of the Pit, I command that these things of which I speak shall come to pass! Come forth and answer to your names by manifesting my desires.."


Starting with the West I call forth Leviathan, ruler of the West by drawing an inverted pentagram in the air in front of me. Rotating counter-clockwise to the south, I repeat the Call commanding Satan, Ruler of the South to appear. Then to Lucifer from the East and finally to the North ruled by Belial.

I then proceed to manifest my desires either on paper, candle or article that represents my intentions. You can use anything you want for this part of the ritual. Some of my spells are done with parchment (a special paper for the ritual) or a special candle (I find Black candles are the most effective) designed for the type of ritual I'm performing. You can use anything you want for this part of the ritual. Some use dolls, dressed in possessions of their intended target (an article of clothing, jewelry, or hair). I write my spell on the parchment or candle, I envision myself transferring it to the object of my writing. When I am finished, I then call forth a demon and instruct them to carry these instructions away from me so that I need not to spend anymore energy thinking about it anymore. After this is done I add my sigil to the image and then burn it to carry the message away. While it is burning, I can feel the energy of the message being delivered into the etherium.

During the sacrifice, you can recite one of the Enochian Keys listed at the end of the Satanic Bible if you feel it will enhance your ritual. Each key is listed there in
Enochian (a 15th century language) and in English. You can recite either version. Again it does not matter if you know Enochian or not. There is no one here grading you on your grammar.

Your primary concern during the ritual is to evoke that energy in you, anger, desire or lust and use it to its fullest impact during the creation and sacrifice. You will
know that your ritual was conducted properly if that energy you used is no longer with you. In this you know that you have successfully cast out that energy and transferred it to another realm.

To close the ritual, I then thank the demons for joining me and let them go. In reverse order starting in the North and working counterclockwise to the West. I will again trace the inverted pentagram in the air saying; "Thank you Belial, Ruler of the earth for assisting me, you may go. Thank you
Lucifer, ruler of the air for assisting me, you may go. Thank you Satan, ruler of fire, for assisting me, you may go. Thank you Leviathan, ruler of the water for assisting me, you may go.

With this I point the Athame above my head and call out HAIL SATAN!

Hope that helps friend. :D


Yes. He is no Celt alright. He is a wannabe. There are no 'destruction rituals' in the Celtic culture. Now run along you silly worshipper of myself and suck daddy's tits. I abhor those who claim to share my Celtic heritage, especially when they adopt a Celtic word like Samhain. Bloody insulting. That is much like me claiming to be a follower of the Bushido Code because I am Japanese.
 
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