Yo Charlemagne
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Charlemagne
Holy Roman Emperor
I certainly didn't. That was one hell of an impressive meltdown. Almost like this:
jack
The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Ya gotta love it when the victim claims to have the troller on ignore, mentions it several times in the thread and mentions me by name in every post. Oh I forgot, also counted each and every post he was "ignoring". Guess that was a successful troll 
/bows. But you set the fire. my compliments to the chef!
/bows. But you set the fire. my compliments to the chef!
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Charlemagne
Holy Roman Emperor
It was like listening to Ghost from True Capitalist Radio go cans.wav, just in text format.
jack
The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Charlemagne
Holy Roman Emperor
Chuckie? Probably.
If you're talking about Ghost, though... well, he slams the mountain of beer cans on his desk every time a troll manages to get under his skin. Which happens about fifteen times an episode.
If you're talking about Ghost, though... well, he slams the mountain of beer cans on his desk every time a troll manages to get under his skin. Which happens about fifteen times an episode.
Charlemagne
Holy Roman Emperor
Basically, in addition to Ghost, here are some of the recurring trolls and other characters:
The Engineer: Ghost's right-hand man. Handles technical stuff and speaks only in gibberish. Not very good at his job, and sometimes takes over the show. Loves the movie "Boss cupcakeer" for some reason.
Ghetto Capitalist: What Blackfoot thinks he is. A guy who makes money "the ghetto way" (read: running get-rich quick schemes, and abusing welfare), and tells Ghost about these shenanigans. Basically, Ghost's archenemy.
Tub Guy: A flamboyantly bisexual man who calls from his bathtub, hitting on Ghost and everyone else, playing off Ghost's homophobia.
The Internet Buttstalker: Another flamboyant man who hits on Ghost, often calling him "Baby Buns".
"Suck Mah Dick" Guy: A troll who'd call in, yelling "SUCK MAH DICK!!!" over and over again. Was actually a lot smarter than he let on, being quite knowledgeable on a wide variety of subjects, and able to hold long, legitimate conversations with Ghost. Well, before reverting to his catchphrase.
Coodoo17: A guy who'd call in singing songs mocking Ghost, or would make fake radio ads about things that would piss Ghost off.
Asho: Mexican-American teenager who'd call in about his own schemes, or whatever bizarre events in his life were going on at the time.
Nikolai: "Russian" caller (Ghost mistook his accent for Russian, so he decided to roll with that) who would boast about communism, and play off of Ghost's Russophobia.
Gasgara: A sentient tree with his own Twitter account. Okay, really just a guy obsessed with lumber stocks for some reason, so everyone started saying he was really a tree. He decided to play along.
NavyHuskie: A guy who'd make musical remixes of Ghost, and play them on the show. Was by far the most normal person on True Capitalist Radio.
Goofy_Bone: Foul-mouthed, Mexican-American wannabe (but hopelessly incompetent) gangsta rapper, sycophant of Ghost, and all-around dumbass.
Tzeki: Intellectual British caller. Another friend of Ghost's, and Goofy_Bone's archenemy. The two would get into fights ALL the time.
The Aborted Fetus: Perverted 8-year-old who would try to solicit anal sex from Ghost.
Tri$ha/Noteparty: Transwoman teacher (sometimes, her occupation would change at the drop of a hat) who'd play off Ghost's homophobia.
Rina-chan: Professional voice actress Kira Buckland before she made it big. Would call in, pretending to be various characters from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", and suggest doing deranged things to or with Ghost.
Edna: Middle-aged woman whose calls would consist of telling Ghost about something disgusting she'd done recently.
And these are just some of the more prominent callers.
The Engineer: Ghost's right-hand man. Handles technical stuff and speaks only in gibberish. Not very good at his job, and sometimes takes over the show. Loves the movie "Boss cupcakeer" for some reason.
Ghetto Capitalist: What Blackfoot thinks he is. A guy who makes money "the ghetto way" (read: running get-rich quick schemes, and abusing welfare), and tells Ghost about these shenanigans. Basically, Ghost's archenemy.
Tub Guy: A flamboyantly bisexual man who calls from his bathtub, hitting on Ghost and everyone else, playing off Ghost's homophobia.
The Internet Buttstalker: Another flamboyant man who hits on Ghost, often calling him "Baby Buns".
"Suck Mah Dick" Guy: A troll who'd call in, yelling "SUCK MAH DICK!!!" over and over again. Was actually a lot smarter than he let on, being quite knowledgeable on a wide variety of subjects, and able to hold long, legitimate conversations with Ghost. Well, before reverting to his catchphrase.
Coodoo17: A guy who'd call in singing songs mocking Ghost, or would make fake radio ads about things that would piss Ghost off.
Asho: Mexican-American teenager who'd call in about his own schemes, or whatever bizarre events in his life were going on at the time.
Nikolai: "Russian" caller (Ghost mistook his accent for Russian, so he decided to roll with that) who would boast about communism, and play off of Ghost's Russophobia.
Gasgara: A sentient tree with his own Twitter account. Okay, really just a guy obsessed with lumber stocks for some reason, so everyone started saying he was really a tree. He decided to play along.
NavyHuskie: A guy who'd make musical remixes of Ghost, and play them on the show. Was by far the most normal person on True Capitalist Radio.
Goofy_Bone: Foul-mouthed, Mexican-American wannabe (but hopelessly incompetent) gangsta rapper, sycophant of Ghost, and all-around dumbass.
Tzeki: Intellectual British caller. Another friend of Ghost's, and Goofy_Bone's archenemy. The two would get into fights ALL the time.
The Aborted Fetus: Perverted 8-year-old who would try to solicit anal sex from Ghost.
Tri$ha/Noteparty: Transwoman teacher (sometimes, her occupation would change at the drop of a hat) who'd play off Ghost's homophobia.
Rina-chan: Professional voice actress Kira Buckland before she made it big. Would call in, pretending to be various characters from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", and suggest doing deranged things to or with Ghost.
Edna: Middle-aged woman whose calls would consist of telling Ghost about something disgusting she'd done recently.
And these are just some of the more prominent callers.
Charlemagne
Holy Roman Emperor
Depicted: A centaur prostitute after finishing a session with Blackfoot:
The look on her face comes not from pleasure during intercourse, however. It is the look of someone who's now concerned that their reproductive tract might have just been filled with fish-borne parasites.
Now, where did Blackfoot get the money to hire a hooker? Well, what do you think he did with the $600 he stole from DevilMan?
And why a centaur? Because that's as close to his real heart's desire as he can get without going to jail. Or, ya know... he could always move to Wales.
The look on her face comes not from pleasure during intercourse, however. It is the look of someone who's now concerned that their reproductive tract might have just been filled with fish-borne parasites.
Now, where did Blackfoot get the money to hire a hooker? Well, what do you think he did with the $600 he stole from DevilMan?
And why a centaur? Because that's as close to his real heart's desire as he can get without going to jail. Or, ya know... he could always move to Wales.
jack
The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Nice hand job at blackfoot NAP's AOD Charlemange...
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jack
The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Charlemagne
Holy Roman Emperor
Eh, it was a radio show, not a video game. Though, people did make game mods, and even a few full-fledged Final Fantasy-style RPGs based on it.
You can find episodes of the show on YouTube.
You can find episodes of the show on YouTube.
Charlemagne
Holy Roman Emperor
Remember how I said that the Engineer really liked the movie "Boss cupcakeer" for some reason? Well, here's how he revealed that fact to the world:
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^^PEVERT^^. Go back to ASVS and post that fag shit.. Star Trek and Star Wars. Instead of how you wish you could fuck a animal, besides those geerles and baby mice you shove up your booty hole like Steve/Charles (DevilMan) and Kevin (Yahooee) accounts do.
jack
The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Charlemagne
Holy Roman Emperor
Man, if I had known that THIS would set Chuckie off in explosions of impotent anger, I would've done it years ago.
