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Yo! I want candy!

BuddyAdams

New member
I want candy, bubble gum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm a sugar daddy
I'm her Hugh Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

put it in a pot, split it with my baby 50/50 down the line
kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles

I want candy, i got a sugar tooth
put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots
lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops
gumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose


candy... candy...

i need candy bubble gum and taffy
get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family
Just 'cause you came betweena kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spazzic like five cats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

And fuel a giant drill, bores straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And help with diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created

Want some candy, need some candy, eat candy til' I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head!
Where you keepin' all the candy?!
Who made you candy king?!
If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!


Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon
Candy, its good, on your way home from school
Candy, at din, at din, in bed!

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
At 612 Wharf Avenue
right next to Gentlemen's club
 
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