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YOU ALL SUCK TOTALLY

jack

jack

The Legendary Troll King
I'M SO SICK TO DEATH OF ALL YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT. LOOK THATS RIGHT YOU BASTARDS YOU'RE ALL FULL OF BULLSHIT. ESPECIALLY YOU LAKER BABYGIRL.

HYPOCRITES!!! POT OR KETTLE?? NODS AS GOOD AS A FUCKING WINK TO A BLIND HORSE!!

Fucking cunts, you shoould all go fuck yourselves. No one is more hypocritical than YOU KNOW FUCKING WHO.

Step into the light and STEP UP TO THE FUCKING PLATES,

PULL THE TREGROES, NEGROES
 
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, FUCKLEY! NO ONE GIVES EVEN THE MOST MINISCULE ELECTRON MICROSCOPIC FUCK!!!!
 
So, you're wife finally learned to swallow huh, and she still won't swallow for you, huh?

That's the breaks sometimes, I guess, huh?
 
jack said:
So, you're wife finally learned to swallow huh, and she still won't swallow for you, huh?

That's the breaks sometimes, I guess, huh?
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Too funny, Jack. Actually, the wife closed shop a long time ago. Isn't that why us old guys get into dorky-ass hobbies like coin collecting, online gaming, etc?

My wife hates oral sex, and I've never received it from her. Should have learned about that one before I knocked her up, huh Jack?

Oh well... we all learn.

Hey, I've got some really cool coins... you interested?
 
I hate coins. My passions run to old vintage tin toys.

I have a solid marriage in every sense of the word. Not sure what you mean by "closed up shop".
 
jack said:
I hate coins. My passions run to old vintage tin toys.

I have a solid marriage in every sense of the word. Not sure what you mean by "closed up shop".
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Glad to see you have a solid marriage. Better start selling those houses, though... she's got some shopping to do!

Closed up shop means no interest in sex. She stopped thinking about it, and I gave up trying after several years. Online gaming is now more stimulating and it doesn't talk back.
 
Trollwars Ghost said:
Glad to see you have a solid marriage. Better start selling those houses, though... she's got some shopping to do!

Closed up shop means no interest in sex. She stopped thinking about it, and I gave up trying after several years. Online gaming is now more stimulating and it doesn't talk back.
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Huh, my sex life got extremely interesting after she went through menopause. Turns out it was fear of pregnancy that was the deal killer. It's like she's 18 now.
 
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