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You can tell its spring...

Dr Dave

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Love Child has spring feaver, she keeps humping blocks of wood!
 
I am not allowed at the furniture store anymore. Or the hardware store, or the park. *Sits on plastic bench.
 
Don't hump it!
 
Plastic feels good between my legs!
 
Its too late isnt it?
 
Everything humps!
 
This is true.
 
It how things get done!
 
Its sunny outside...

In theory i should be outside doing "things"...
 
And hayfever.
 
I tend not to get that kinda thing.
 
I will do things today.
 
No you wont.
 
Oh, yes I will, you filthy heathen.
 
I sneezed.
 
Was it as good for you as it was for the people you sneezed on?
 
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