you cant fit quicker

[whisky]

than a quick fit fitter!

 

[theRanter]

Why not?

 

[Mentalist]

You think you've escaped some things by travelling 2500 miles away from England...

 

[whisky]

the relentless march of advertising jingles cant be escaped

 

[theRanter]

What aren't you swimming in the bay?

 

[whisky]

No I just sit at the dock of the bay

 

[Mentalist]

YOU CAN DO IT IF YOU B&Q IT!

 

[Mentalist]

Watching the tide come in.

 

[whisky]

I feel like chicken tonight

 

[theRanter]

I'd be swimming if I was Menty. Are there naked women in the water?

 

[whisky]

there are always naked women in the water, just some of them have clothes on

 

[theRanter]

ahhhhh

 

[Mentalist]

Women here are delectable. But it's 2:12 AM and I didn't feel like hitting the tiles tonight.

 

[theRanter]

ahhhhh again

 

[theRanter]

What is "hitting the tiles"?

 

[whisky]

your a better aim than me round the bowl then

 

[Mentalist]

What is "hitting the tiles"?

Going out on the piss. Drunk and stupid ect.