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You can't stop the rock.

Mania

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They were too busy getting fisted up the ass to wrestle.

Oh wait they were Muppets not sock puppets. Nevermind.
 
I beg to differ.

With the zombie Louis Farrakhan and KREE-KREE CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL SPACE BAT RAPE ARMY at my side, the universe is mine!
 
LOL YOU THINK THE LASER FACTORY IS OF ANY STRATEGIC VALUE AFTER YOU INVENT THE ION CANNON!?!? PATHETIC KREBULONS... I CAN DISABLE YOUR FRIGATES AND BOARD THEM AND THEN RAPE THE CAPTAIN WITH MY PANTS OFF CAUSE IT'S EASIER THAT WAY.
 
And yet you're still sitting there, drinking KOALA TEA.

THAT I HAD MY AGENTS SECRETLY POISON WITH FOX SEMEN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TRY AND FIND YOUR WAY OUT OF THAT, SPACE CAPTAIN! YOU HAVE ONYL 26 HOURS TO LIVE! WHERE IS YOUR HERO, JACK BAUER, NOW?!?
 
SO, IT COMES OUT.

IT COMES OUT THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THE LEAK IN YOUR ORGANIZATION. THE LEAK THAT TOLD ME ABOUT THE FOX SEMEN MONTHS AGO!!!! LOL, I'VE BEEN INGESTING SMALL AMOUNTS OF FOX SEMEN FOR SEVERAL MONTHS BUILDING UP AN IMMUNITY. PATHETIC KREBULONS.

TRY AND FIND THE LEAK, COMMANDER. GO AHEAD AND TRY. YOU'LL FIND THAT HE'S IMPOSSIBLE TO CATCH, BECAUSE HE'S NAMED, "STEVE" JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER KREBULON!!!!.
 
OUR SECRET WEAKNESS IS ALSO OUR STRENGTH FOR, YOU SEE, HOW WILL YOU FIND ALL US STEVES IF WE'RE ALL NAMED STEVE?!?!?!!?

FUCKING CONUNDRUM RIGHT THERE. TRY AND SOLVE IT WITH YOUR SPECIAL CONUNDRUM SOLVING COMPUTERS AND HITLER SHIPS WITH LOCK-ON AIM AND YOU WON'T GET ANYWHERE.

WE ARE MANY. WE ARE LEGION. WE ARE STEVE.
 
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