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Sooner or late you have to admit to yourself, that you aren't destined for more.
I'm not going to be a writer that will outsell Steven King.
I'm not going to be a film star, whose charisma wows the chat shows.
I'm not going to shag Heather Graham.
I'm not going to feel the tits of anyone I work with.
I'm not going to see the earth from orbit, or set foot on another planet.
I'll never pick up a gun that's not made of plastic.
I'll never be a millionaire, or even buy a car that someone else didn't own before me.
I'm a husband, and a father, and not very good at either, but life doesn't have to be exciting, we cant all be heroes, sometimes all life is, is staying alive, and sometimes that's enough.
I started with a star trek line, and I will end with another.
Live long and prosper, you have been, and always shall be my friend.
PS, if you haven't guessed by now I am drunk.
I'm not going to be a writer that will outsell Steven King.
I'm not going to be a film star, whose charisma wows the chat shows.
I'm not going to shag Heather Graham.
I'm not going to feel the tits of anyone I work with.
I'm not going to see the earth from orbit, or set foot on another planet.
I'll never pick up a gun that's not made of plastic.
I'll never be a millionaire, or even buy a car that someone else didn't own before me.
I'm a husband, and a father, and not very good at either, but life doesn't have to be exciting, we cant all be heroes, sometimes all life is, is staying alive, and sometimes that's enough.
I started with a star trek line, and I will end with another.
Live long and prosper, you have been, and always shall be my friend.
PS, if you haven't guessed by now I am drunk.