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That's why I will be LEAVING Tk at the end of this month and cutting may fucking noese off for chaitrty in bakes beans for monketys ion the pill blob it up alopdsd danger mouse happy days rockofella word lol fucking yash clool cgangsta party reebocs!
NO MNETY dodn't go and ont' cut of fyour nose to spit your dick okay and as far Gonad I don't know what about sex with dead bodies wouldn't that be fun lol SUMMER HOLAD
Sex eithpasopjasfasfk;asfk;adkf;dskf LOL FUckidjknsklf hrabid cowes on the mountain Twilight re;am shadow fax had a fazx machine in his eawar LO gandalf was like all yweeah hello saurpants ahah lol and saruman waws like fuckign what im rtunring evil ilf fuckign shiow you and then dawn came over andate a goblin sdf and turned into a slut and natalie apotrtnam cheels flashed her brweaeasdts at (she_) hobbits and elves call the sun she rememberyeah lol and they radiated over middle aeathe and all was well. asso tened the fithe sage of middle petrth.
llol then treebad said 2Sleep little shirefucks or I'll fucking kill you" and Merry sadi "what's wrong Claire I want to be with you foreveR" and Sawyer said "not if i shoot you first" then Gandadlaf and The rock teamed up againt Henry Godwinn and Test but Mar Henry ws the referred and frodo was hdiing up his ass with a surprise....
? What do you mean? The top would be nice, but right now I am paying heed to a higher calling. The top is not so important, there are other tops I can (and might) strive to achieve with the same fervor. aopieghdpihgsedrhg
Today I ate
Lays rippled chips
Pepsi
Amy's veggie pita pocket thingy
Keebler Sandies Swirl cookies
Minneolas
cinnamon bread sticks with frosting
I'm thirsty but the cat is on my lap and I can't get up because that would disturb her but I'm so thirsty. I'm remembering that scene in Wayne's World 2 near the end where Jim Morrison leaves Wayne and Garth in the desert and they walk and walk and finally fall down and die but Wayne says that it can't end like that and that is when the cat will get up.
Um, yeah, so I had a butter cream sandwitch made out of two slices of butter with whipped cream in the middle. It was good, but I think I'm going to add suger or jam next time. Well, everyone, time to clean the stains!
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Y'ALL CATCH TJ HOOKER LAST NIGHT?s?w?!?!?#RAWHOVaDJVBN
AVUIO
HARM
She got up, so I'm not really thirsty anymore. Sometimes I wish she were a baby bird and I was a momma bird so I could feed her by spitting up into her mouth, she is my cat and I love her so much.