You don't know what you can find

[I Love Cunt]

Why don't you come with me on a magic carpet ride?

 

[I Love Cunt]

I 4-Got to INclude the VID E OH

Right around the 2 minute mark is my favorite

 

[I Love Cunt]

I could fuck to that
just make it a little longer

 

[I Love Cunt]

LONGER
HARDER!
FASTER!

 

[Mirah]

You know what I've always wanted?
I've always wanted someone to go insane with
but that person has to be the sane one
and I get to be the insane one
But I never want to be the sane one to your small or large trip
sorry, can't be me

 

[Mirah]

Maybe once

 

[jack]

or twice? Thats one of my favorite songs.

 

[jack]

.

 

[Mirah]

Tonight I am in the head space of wanting to be perfectly sane and sober.
Helps that I went for a long drive after work. (40 miles RT)

 

[Mirah]

Plus a family member needed help-kind of sobered me up right away. Trying to keep someone from "investing" in a scheme. Pisses me off that people take advantage of others, especially in these times.
Yeup
I'm pretty "sober" tonight.

 

[Mirah]

Don't mess with my family. I will Fuck you up!

 

[Mirah]

I mean, I don't even know how to fuck someone up,
but you know what I mean.
I will shield them from harm whenever I can.

 

[jack]

Meat shield?

 

[jack]

.

 

[Loktar]

Meat shield?

SauSAGE advice? Porkqua.

 

[jack]

Kielbasa?

 

[jack]

Sausage fest!

 

[Loktar]

Clam jam? Clam bake? Tuna salad?

 

[Mirah]

Now I am fucking hungry.

 

[jack]

I'll make you a sammich