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You ever have a crush on someone at work?

SilentBtViolent

SilentBtViolent

Rape Ape
And then write them a song when they left?

Me either.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=838468&content=songinfo&songID=6849639

You have to click "play hi-fi"

That slide guitar on there is simplistic b/c I had actually never played one before last week. I find that knowing how to play instruments generally makes them sound better on recordings.

lyrics:

Is this how it ends?
The same way it began?
... just normal, average

you walk out in the night
don't even say goodbye
not a so-long, no see-you-soon-enough

i was thinkin' maybe time just done us in
let's move down south and start having kids
we won't never drive no mercedes-benz
but let's run off and go be friends

i thought i knew you well
but i was surprised as hell
when they told me you was walkin out

now maybe it's the wine
but since i've got you on the line
girl, let's talk about

how i was thinkin' maybe time just done us in
let's move down south and start having kids
we won't never drive no mercedes-benz
but let's run off and go be friends

but you'll agree --
we shine our brightest in the night
too bad there ain't no moon, you see
there's only electric lights in these skies

so this is how it goes
we move to san antonio
find better friends
than these uptight fucks --
you know what?
washington really sucks
it's a town everybody wants to leave

i was thinkin' maybe time just done us in
let's move down south and start having kids
we won't never drive no mercedes-benz
but let's run off and go be friends
 
I have crushes on MFers all the time.

I loved the lyrics SBV, didn't listen to the recording yet.
 
I fingered you after the union meeting
out in the dark parking lot

first one finger then it was three
I thought "what a god damn hot twat".

But you had drank too much Wild Turkey
because the shots were free
As my dick got hard
You puked on a tree

I took you to your front door
Your husband was there
when you fell on the floor

He looked at me
and I looked at you
your beaver was showing
you were yelling woo woo

I went to my truck
wondering when would we fuck
i didn't know it then
after work the next day
it was my cock you'd suck

soon a few months went by
we both were quite high
when your husband got pissed
and he went bye bye

You asked me to move in
to fuck you full time
I said until your divorced
it might be a crime

It was then you got mad
told me that is too bad
when you told me "fuck off"
I was secretly glad

having a co-worker
always sucking your dick
I hate to say this
but it gets old so quick

I see her at the bar
and we go out back
I still finger her hard
as her tongue licks my sack

She will suck and swallow
my copious load
then drive down the road
never again will I follow

her husband is back
and that's fine with me
when I think about her
puking all over that tree
 
CaptainWacky said:
What's Wild Turkey?
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Some kind of HARD CORE alcohol served in bars
to people who drink for effect and not taste.
All I know about it is several shots will cause
some catholic married women from Tonawanda N.Y.
to desire big cock action from a male co-worker.
 
Fly with the buzzard!

Wild Turkey is a brand of bourbon, the best kind of whiskey in the universe. Standard Wild Turkey is pretty gross, their upscale concoctions are money though.
 
I crushed a girl at work between two trucks because I thought she was a Terminator (she was just frigid.) Does that count?
 
The union opens a tab so members get
shitfaced drinking free and then can be easily manipulated during discussions before voting on issues concerning paying union leaders more money.
I saw the potential sex with drunk women
after the meeting in the dark parking lot aspect of this event.
I drank ice cold shots of ant piss.
The woman who drank too much Wild Turkey cornered me and put her hand down the front of my pants. She stammered badly before that. After she spoke perfectly.
 
I had a crush on a woman I worked with and asked her to meet me for lunch. We smoked some weed parked under a tree and we started some heavy petting. After work that day she invited me over to her place to discuss going out by the river to birdwatch. We then got into some heavy petting and dry humping. The next day we went out by the river where she got drunk , naked, and cockteezed me until I got pissed and wanted to get out of there. Then she pushed me down on the dirt and got on my cock and fucked me for about 20 seconds. I told her it was the worst sex ever. She cried all the way home. The next day she came over to my place and gave me a blow job. I never talked to her again . She started seeing some other co-worker and they started a prayer group.
 
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