"You gonna get another job?"...

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Maybe once you get someone it's better. But getting people these days has been a pain.

Well that's thrashed out. Priorities of work are established. Of course the 776 unread e-mails in my Inbox are not a priority and will bug the shit out of my OCD.

And just about the time I work up the energy to tackle something, a spambot calls my phone.
 

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I need someone to sew on buttons and do mending. Awhile back I got a double-breasted topcoat off the Internet. I intentionally got it small. I was going for a classical frock coat look on a budget. They were often double breasted, but it was never intended that they be buttoned. Still, a coat that you can't button is of limited practicality.

My tuxedo (yes, I have a tuxedo) has a weird button. Tux jackets are rarely meant to be buttoned. So it has a button that is a bit like a cufflink. It buttons a bit different than an ordinary suit jacket would.

In classic Dr. Who, circa 1976, Tom Baker has a double-breasted tweed jacket. Rather than fastening normally, there's a kind of toggle button in the middle that can fasten the two sides together like a cufflink. "The Android Invasion," IIRC, has some nice images of it. I want something like this for my topcoat. I've got the button. I've got the thread. I've got the skill. I just don't have the time or desire to sit around, sewing on buttons. I've got at least 2 other jackets that I'd like a lot more if I could just button them up. But the buttons are so close to falling off that I don't dare put any stress on them. Unless, you know, I sat down and sewed them back on better.
 

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Ugh. A few weeks back I started blocking out Thursdays for my own business. About that time God decided this was a good idea and started blocking out Thursdays for shitty horrible winter storms. Oh, and one Thursday for cold/flu/'rona. Today is also month-end close and rather than try to line up people to do my assorted tasks, it was easier to just do stuff I could do from home and fit in my work between. But I was supposed to meet someone over at the house for an estimate on some work. I texted him to ask if he wanted to push it back a week because of the soon-to-be-freezing rain, but didn't hear anything back so I headed over. I did have some chores, so I might as well bang them out so I bundled up and headed over. While I was there he texted me and said he would prefer to push the visit back a week but since I was there I kept at other things.

Drainage is a problem on this property. And you know the best time to work on drainage? When it's raining. Then you can see if you're efforts are working. Mine were and I was making some good progress on getting rid of the standing water in and around the driveway. But I had to leave to run a couple reports. Then I had some lunch and a quick nap. My clothes are still fairly damp under my robe and the coat and boots I was wearing are still soaked through. The rain is changing over to freezing rain and I've got a meeting in under a half hour. Oh, and I didn't put my car in the garage to give me incentive to go back and do some more work. But I also need to pick up some pea gravel, put gas in the car, and get some rice to go with my dinner tonight. More than an hour's work. So I decided to bang out chores here and try to get stuff done after. I really could push the pea gravel errand back but I've been trying to find time to do that for months so I kind of want to just power through and do it.
 

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Getting ready to get the day going...and I get a call from my friend/boss.

And now I'm stuck.

Sitting here, listening to him tell me about the feral cat he wants me to adopt from him.

Trying to get a word in edgewise and instead it's "Yeah. Huh. Hmm. Hmm. Yeah. Huh."

Oh, and this is interesting because usually, on our phone call, there will just be 10-15 seconds of dead air.
 

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Oh. One other thing. When I (reluctantly) took this "1-3 month" job, 8 months ago, I'd fairly recently lost my dog. She easily took up 14-20 hours of my week. So my reasoning for accepting (apart from that it would only be for 3 months or less) is that I had an extra 14 hours in my week. The thing is, all hours are not equal.

"Going to the park to play ball with my dog."
"Running a data analytics software workflow to extract from a database and format data for another piece of software to convert it to a user dashboard that is uploaded to the server."
"Going for a walk along the creek next to the woods with my dog."
"Updating the 2,000+ item month end global accounting processes checklist and publishing close status updates throughout the day."

Which of those sounds like something enjoyable and which sounds joyless and miserable? "Play." "Park." "Dog." "Walk." "Creek." "Woods." "Data analytics." "Workflow." "Exctract." ...I'll just stop right there. Because basically everything in the job sounds miserable and soul-crushing. And you can't even get any exercise while doing it either. So stress and lack of exercise has made me flabby and unhealthy. It's done in March. I may help them through the March month-end activites--beginning of the month--but then I'm done. Their India hire may be able to come aboard by then, but he may not be able to leave his other job without 60 days notice (India is fucked up). Not my problem. I'll already be at 3x the time I agreed to. You do things for good friends. But not to the point that you're miserable all the time. At some point you have to draw the line.
 

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Two, unrelated thoughts. I'll lead with the biggest one:

One of my earliest--and biggest Great Truths is, for some people, you can't solve their problems. All you can do is take over the burden of their problems, freeing them up to go get new problems. But somehow I didn't connect it with one of my best friends.

I get it with my brother. And the girl I rented a room from, when I moved back to Oregon from Hawai'i. But I should've realized it was huge with my friend. I mean, geez, I inherited 2 dogs from him. And every time I took care of a dog, he got another dog. The only reason I didn't inherit a 3rd dog is that I moved out and refused to engage. And now I'm roped into doing a job I absolutely hate for him out of a sense of duty. The lightbulb clicked on as he was trying to pawn an unneutered feral cat off on me. But I'll come back to that.

"Rich Dad, Poor Dad" is a good book. Worth the read. I could nitpick it, but the point is, you can make a ton of money but if you don't use it productively, you'll never become wealthy. My friend has made choices. He's been working for the same company since the 1990s. 25 years, IIRC. He doesn't enjoy it as much now as he did then. But they pay him lots. And it's hard, in the town where he is, to find a comparable job for his skillset for comparable pay. And he's got a 13 year old kid and an ex-wife. Also, he can't do anything quick or cheap. Hates Wal*Mart. Shops at the local co-op/organic free-range butcher/etc. Sends his kid to Catholic school. When he's doing home renovations he always fucks around with milk paint and historically accurate floor finishes and such. For a guy who spent months on a bedroom floor, it's amazing he can't grasp why I haven't managed to rent out my vacant place when I've added working for him to my schedule--and its run more than 5 months longer than I planned on.

So anyway, today he was trying to convince me I needed an unfixed semi-feral cat that is 9 hours away (instead of one from the local shelter that is literally on my way to work). Because he has too many semi-feral cats in his house. And it hit me. You know what? That is not my problem. It is your problem. And if I take this cat off your hands, you'll just cave to your daughter and get another cat. I won't solve your problem, I'll just free you up from your problem to go get another problem.

The other thing is just watching television. There's a secondary digital channel, DABL. It's kind of a second-run HGTV. I really love "Sell This House" on it. It's kind of fun watching it and trying to decide when the "Jump the Shark" moment happened. We're early in the run right now. They'll let horrible things like drop ceilings and ugly carpet slide because the aim of the show is to demonstrate quick and dirty staging on a budget. Towards the end they have design assistants and professional painters. In between is the sweet spot where the design guy walks through after the initial open house; where they paint a lot more rooms--and often have a big paint reveal. The first 2 years it's just like, "let's paint this fucker beige." After that it's like "Are you ready for the color for the sun room? [opens can] It's called 'Avocado Sodomy.' What do you think?" But it holds up. Today I rewatched about 3 episodes because they were still interesting instead of just going "seen it."

The funny thing is, I was talking about this show along with other home improvement shows like "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" and the granddaddy, "This Old House," and talking about when they get to the "Jump The Shark" moment when they've run out of practical things to do and just become remodeling porn. And not a week after I mentioned this, DABL got "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition."

Now, I *loved* this show in first run. Watched it religiously every Sunday night (or whenever the fuck it aired). But 2002 was a very different time than 2022. "Sears" was a thing. That could sponsor a major network prime time show. And as much as I loved it at the time, it does absolutely nothing for me as reruns. The Gang is in their tour bus. They pop in a videotape of some worthy, down-on-their luck family with a crippled retarded kid. Then they show up, send them off to Disneyland (which also didn't suck as much in those days) and tear down their house to create a dinosaur theme park (that they cleverly hide behind their bus). Just doesn't hold up for me. Way too hokey and contrived.
 

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Rona? Just getting old? Who knows? As mentioned above, I've gotten fat and flabby. I cut my calories and started working out and lost about 8#--getting down to the heaviest I've ever been before about 2 months ago. I actually got down more like 11#, but then I got sick and had to take some time off. When I got over my cold/flu/rona I got back to exercising--for about a week. Then I accidentally took a week off because I was just sore and achy--and too busy to boot.

Well last night I drank a bit too much but managed to get to bed at a reasonable hour and get some fairly decent sleep. Woke up a few minutes before my alarm would've went off if I'd set it and did hit the snooze. (Not actually a snooze, a 15 minute repeat timer on my watch) and decided to keep snoozing as long as I continued to have dreams. Got up a little after 8, feeling great. 90 minutes later and my shoulders are sore and I want to take a nap.

The Plan was to go to church this morning and that is still viable--even if I take a nap--but I don't know, we'll see.
 

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I may have a cat. Was deciding to go to church when I got a call from the dog shelter, asking for some background on my dog's heartworm medication history. By the time I took care of that, it was too late to make church. And since I'd felt like taking a nap and Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest, I figured a nap was relatively pious. Then I decided to go for a short walk before lunch. A block from home a couple were outside and asked if I was missing a cat. I said no, but that I was considering looking for a cat. They had this young male orange tabby that had adopted them the night before and they were allergic. Seemed like a nice cat, but he seemed set on being their cat--allergies be damned. So after the second time he squirmed out of my hands to sit in their yard, I headed home. But I think I'll have my post lunch nap, finish up my chores, and maybe get out the cat stuff again. I don't know how this will impact getting either of the dogs I'm trying to get, but worst case, I can give him up to animal control and basically just defer what these people are going to do anyway because they can't keep a cat. We'll see. It is becoming clear though, that I'm done working for my friend. Because along with the house I've been able to defer working on, a cat will require a cursory trip to the vet to see if he's fixed and get him shots and stuff. And if I get either--or both--of the dogs, I will be too busy for this job that is now supposed to wrap up around April--at the latest.
 

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Well, no cat for now. Was going to bang out all my chores first, but realized the day was wearing on so I stopped and got all the cat stuff set up again and then headed over with a carrier. Their cars were gone and there was no sign of the cat. Saw one of their kids inside, but didn't feel like banging on the door and asking. If it happens, it happens. If not, there's always the animal shelter.
 

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So. Today's fuckery. Was thinking about sleeping in because I work late at the factory tonight. But I didn't remember if we had a morning month-end meeting. The great thing about laptops and wi-fi is you can just leave the bugger on in sleep mode, stuffed in a bookshelf, pull it out, open it up, and check your Outlook calendar. And since it didn't need to be on the VPN for that, I didn't even need the idiotic two factor authentication with my phone.

Yup. Meeting. Guess I'll get up. Bang out my meetings and other deliverables and *then* take a nap. So I got up, had my breakfast, read the news and fucked off online a bit until it was time to jump into the meeting. Open it up and find that it was cancelled in the hour or so since I checked. Got deliverables at 10am and another meeting at 10:30 so I guess I'll finish my online fuckery, maybe do some bookkeeping, and then jump in my meetings--and bill them for it all for not respecting me and wasting my time.
 

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The (Incrementally) Lazy Song. Because I did some things today. But now I've got time to do some other things and I don't want to.

I didn't get my bookkeeping done this weekend. So I should do that. Actually, I don't mind terribly doing that. But I should also exercise. In December I got heavier than I've ever been. Not heavy by American standards--or really bad for my age--but heavy enough to be on the "overweight" side of borderline overweight. So I've been working on it. Eating less, exercising more. Lost around 8 pounds. But then I got a cold that took me out of the exercise routine for a week or two. Managed to do a week and just felt wiped out so I wound up resting for another week. Managed to exercise Monday but decided a nap was more important yesterday. So I really should get to work. Because right now I'm stalled on weight loss; maybe losing a bit of ground. Ah well, I guess whining about it is just wasting time. Might as well get busy. Once I start, I'll probably feel good about it.
 

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Managing your weight is probably one of the best things you can do for your all-around health imo.
 

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It amuses me probably more than it should when different aspects of my mind fight. Got a rental that's been vacant far longer than it should be. And a bunch of desk work I should do. But there are definite drainage issues on the aforementioned rental. And it isn't like I'm going to suddenly have time to go over there and fix them before a renter moves in if I list it. And it isn't like I can show someone how to deal with the drainage and expect them to do a good job at an affordable price. So today I was over there with a shovel, a wheelbarrow, and a bucket, cutting back sod and grass that have reclaimed pavement and then relocating the turf to a big low spot in the backyard. All the while my rational by-the-book persona is going "This is stupid. This is a waste of valuable time that we should be spending on meetings, telephone calls, and bookkeeping," while the practical intuitive persona is like "Well, it needs to get done. You got a better idea how and when to get it done?"

So yeah, I made some very good progress. It looks a lot better and seems to drain a lot better. I didn't get done, even though I didn't run out of daylight. I ran out of energy. scraping/chopping back sod that's overgrown pavement with a spade is a lot of work. And that's just the start. Then you've got to load it into a wagon without it falling apart. When the wagon is full, you bring it back to where you need more fill and start laying it in like tile or something. Wet sod is heavy and dirty. Eventually I was down to an 8-10 long strip where the grass had overgrown the driveway by 17-24" but I just had to stop. It was becoming torture. A man's got to know his limitations.

So yeah, right now I should probably be tackling some desk work, but I just need to chill a bit and recover some strength. I should've went for a run today, but I guess it's better to have a belly and be productive than to have a flat stomach and be poor.
 

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In an interesting place. OK. I see I haven't added anything on my pet saga. Shit. Where to begin?

The Dog died mid March. Decided I would get another dog eventually, but I would take a year to be able to do things without having to worry about the logistics of having a dog. And try to get a girlfriend. Procrastinated on that for awhile. Then attempted it (halfheartedly?). Realized I don't entirely *want* a girlfriend. I've got my life pretty much figured out. I've got my house pretty much the way I want it. I can go do what I want, when I want. There are no compromises or interpersonal hassles.

So The Plan was to stop by the pound, which is on the way to work, and get a cat. Because I don't have time for a dog while I've got a vacant rental and need to buy another rental, get it renovated and rented. But I can fit in a cat. But then something inside me told me it was time to start looking for a dog. And I found one. Two, actually. The one I was looking for was a female lab mix pup and appeared to be a borador. But while I was looking for her, I found a 9 year old lab who had been surrendered. Having just lost a dog and knowing the life expectency of labs, I didn't know that I wanted a dog with about a year left. And I didn't really want to have to bury a 90# dog. But he needed me. And I could give him the year I feel like I was robbed of with my dog. So I started the process on both of them.

Ultimately, I guess someone came and got the old lab. The shelter with the pup...they got their start in the '30s as an AKC chapter before shifting to shelter services. But that lineage still shows. Very picky. And snobby. With a focus on purebreds--particularly golden retrievers. Now goldens are fine dogs. But somehow, they just don't appeal to me. I certainly wouldn't pay a premium for one--and not an even higher premium for one with papers. So I went through a screening that may be harder than the one to become a foster parent. And I was told I could NEVER EVER use my front door, because the dog could escape, since there wasn't a fence there (never mind that my front door is off an enclosed porch, so there's a second door making it impossible for a dog to get out it--unless it can phase through doors, which makes the idea of having to have an open door moot, but I'm rambling). And I could NEVER EVER walk her off-leash. Now, do these people understand how retrievers work? What they're bred for? Border collies? You HAVE to work them off-leash. Or they go crazy. And so do you. Also the bungee cord that holds my gate shut absolutely wouldn't do. The latch would have to work. Now any dog that could remove the bungee cord could absolutely flip open a latch--or just jump over the 3' fence. But I bit my lip and smiled and nodded. Oh, and they told me the off-leash dog park my dog absolutely loved was shitty and terrible and I should NEVER EVER take a dog there. (I'd come within a second of mentioning said park and how great it was.) There were other things. A few hours later, the head dog person called up and expressed her concern that, working 2 nights a week, I wasn't a good choice to adopt a puppy. By this point I'd pretty much decided I wasn't a good fit for this place, but didn't want to burn any bridges, so I was trying to diplomatically extract myself from the call. Took fucking 15 minutes, while my just out of the oven dinner got cold and my TV show went on without me. It was like breaking up with a girlfriend, but eventually I got it done. So I went from potentially 3 pets to 0 pets in 72 hours or so.

OK. Fine. I also had a look at my bank account after my latest paycheck from the job I hate and absolutely said I was done with in March hit. They pay me a lot. Maybe enough to keep doing something I hate as long as they want me. Also, today was my day to do personal business stuff. Some bills to pay, some calls to make, some meetings to go to, and some work on drainage at the vacant rental. This gets me to the previous post. Instead of doing any desk work, I did all shovel work. I don't regret this decision, because it needed to be done. Starting to think I should just forget about property managers since they clearly aren't interested in my money and just continue to manage my own properties. I've learned from my first 2 renters. When it's working, it consists of going to the mailbox to pick up a check. And when it isn't working, you can deal with the headaches and get it fixed (I mean, unless your friend has roped you into a stupid miserable remote work job that takes up all your energy and free time).

But then, on a hunch, I had a look at dogs and cats online. And the local pound that is literally on my way to work has more than one cat that looks perfect for me. And a dog that looks like a pretty good match. So now I've kind of vacillated back from "get all your ducks in a row first" to go get some pets ASAP.*

*ASAP is arguably different for me. Stands for "As Soon As Possible." Most people interpret that as "right away." But for me, "possible" is really more like "practical." If there are obstacles that make it difficult, then it isn't "possible," in my book.
 

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Weekends get away from you when you work second shift Friday night. Wind up going to bed around 3, once you're done unwinding, get up around 11. Think about lunch around 2--while still in your jammies. Look at the stack of paperwork you didn't get around to last week and realize it's time to water the plants* and think about how the weekend is about 30% over already.

*I have a "canary" plant. The fern gets a little water every day. The newest plant had care instructions and gets watered twice a week. All the other plants, when the "canary" plant's leaves start to droop, then it's time to soak them all down. It's been working and some of them are over a decade old and doing OK. The trick is to not buy houseplants at a nursery or somewhere. Those ones take skill to keep alive and have expectations. Buy houseplants at Target. Or Wal*Mart. Those buggers can't be killed and are so grateful to be rescued that they will thrive for you for years and years.
 

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The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I have an African Violet in front of the desktop which is really thriving. Needs very little water or attention. Loves the sun.
 

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Yet another case of things that should be simple that turn out to be a fucking 1980s Nintendo quest game odyssey: My W2.

I moved about a year ago. Realized I needed to update my address with HR. So, on my break, I went to the HR office and stood quietly while the bored and listless HR lady spent 5 minutes on the phone. When she was done and decided to ask me what I wanted I explained that I needed to update my address. She waved indifferently to a couple computers in the waiting area. Thanks for nothing. If I've got to log onto the site and change it myself I'm going to do it from my house, where everything is bookmarked, saved, and/or written down. So I did. Flash forward to this year. Well into February and no W2. Logged back in to print off the electronic copy. Also to check if they ever unfucked my pay. They had. They just never bothered to call me back. Still has the old address. Looks like it was mailed out in early January, which means the Post Office should've forwarded it, but apparently the Louisville Post Office's rules for forwarding mail are a bit whimsical. Some days something gets forwarded. Other days they just deliver it to the old address. The first week after setting up forwarding I got the postcard confirming my mail was being forwarded--in with a bunch of mail that should've been forwarded. (And probably some mail for my neighbors too, but that's another story.)

HR people are worthless scumbags. And the local mailmen are largely useless idiots. And simple, simple things are far harder than they should be. And people wonder why I hate everyone and trust no one.
 

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Morning of meetings. Personal computer is handy (obviously) while I listen to the presentation on the work computer. If I were an actual permanent employee instead of someone who's just here for 1-3 months (or 8 months and counting, as it were, but who's counting? :/ ) I only have the laptop instead of extra monitors. So it's kind of hard to multitask because this meeting is actually somewhat interesting and worth being in. (The visuals are important and I don't have enough screen space to have the presentation open and actually do anything productive on the work computer.)

Since I *do* have a second screen (my computer) to do personal stuff on, I *could* be banging out some pretty substantive work on personal things. But as I look at them, I decide I'm too weak and soft to be risk changing gears like that--reviewing documents, composing correspondence, etc, and having to suddenly switch my focus to work. Like throwing it into reverse from 5th gear. My old weak brain just isn't up for it. Well, back to stuff. At least I can go through and delete out automated e-mails that I don't care about.
 

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OK. This popped into my head last night while dealing with a bout of insomnia. I think it's an interesting idea so I party hesitate to post it because I'd hate for someone to get rich and/or famous off it and not give me a taste. But the reality is, I'll likely never do anything with it and it is really just the framework. I don't have an actual plot for it.

Call it "Matrix .01". Someone has to nominally be in charge of the company SharePoint site--although so many people have "full" or "owner" permissions it isn't even funny. But there's one person in the paperwork who is listed as the site administrator. The catch is, she transferred out of the department over a year ago. But I bet if people are using SharePoint 500 years from now and this company is still in business, she'll be listed as the administrator for the site. There are scary amounts of data out there about us. Enough to gain sentience? Probably not. But there are also AI experiments out there. Maybe 10 years back, someone (M$?) unleashed an AI that Internet trolls turned into a racist nympho Nazi with a potty mouth. I'm too lazy to dig out the details, but it happened. So take a nascent AI and slap it together with your marketing dossier and then it's very likely (IMO) that you could create a unique (if flawed) digital individual.

Then I got to thinking about outsourcing to India. No let me just say up front that I believe India is real. It exists. I've met people who said they were from India and I had no reason to disbelieve them. But who's to say there isn't more than one India? But I'm getting ahead of myself. You've probably gotten the call. From "Bob" or "Jim" or "Sara" or "Jennifer" who had a suspiciously stilted accent. And you knew their real name was N H, or Ravichandar, or Samir. Real people in India, pretending to be in a call center in Texas--or wherever. But what about the other direction? All those jobs that are outsourced to "India." What if they are actually outsourced to AIs? Heck, no one except maybe HR even has to know. Corporate mandates that you lay off 3 people in Wisconsin and hire 3 people in "Bangalore." Then HR starts sending you "resumes." You pick the best ones and set up online interviews. How do you know you're talking to a human in India? Video calls have gotten to the point where you can easily stick in a virtual background behind you and people won't notice unless they're paying attention and/or you have, like, your hair color confuses the green screen thingy that is inserting the background. How hard would it be to have a real background with a fake person (or just a fake background with a fake person). And with bandwidth what it is these days and with the sample of data from countless pandemic caused Zoom meetings, a talking head should be fairly simple to gin up.

So that's the background. I mean, now you still need a protaganist, an antagonist, supporting characters, and a plot. I guess someone who finds out about it all and tries to expose it and avoid being killed while trying to get the message out. (S)he might even befriend an AI during the course of the story. I think it has promise.
 
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