If you've raised kids, my stresses and frustrations are probably small potatoes, but if you haven't, it's hard to imagine the time and energy I expend, keeping this dog and cat alive.
Last night something triggered The Dog to drag out one of her favorite toys and put it on the bed. So now if The Cat even comes near the bedroom, she growls at him. Surprisingly, sleep went fairly smoothly last night and they both were on the bed most of the night.
This morning, when I finally got out for The Dog's walk, I was running at least 30 minutes late. The Cat wanted to go Out too, which makes me a little nervous, because he'll venture out into the front yard, right up to the busy street we live on. So we head out for the walk and The Dog, of course, decides for some reason that he needs to (for the first time ever) stop and spend over a minute smelling the next door neighbor's mailbox. The whole time we're doing this, The Cat is watching us. Next, she wants to cross the street to the big empty block where she noses around for rabbits and other game. Something told me to keep looking over my shoulder and sure enough, there's The Cat, sitting right next to the neighbor's mailbox, looking at us. So I turned us around to head back to the house. Happily, The Cat turned around to fuck off in the neighbor's yard. Got back to the house (of course The Dog is protesting going home so soon the whole time) and The Cat was ready to go In so we could continue our walk.
Except. He's a cat. So he's retarded. He stands RIGHT IN FRONT of the door he wants to go in so that he has to move for me to open the door. Of course when I open the door, he immediately jumps off the porch and back into the yard.
OK. Fine. I get The Dog--still wearing her leash--into the house and she lays down at her place so that I can go Out to try to catch The Cat. You can't catch a cat. I almost got him once and then he was far enough back in the yard that I gave up. I took The Dog out the front door so The Cat wouldn't see us leave and now she didn't want to go to the vacant lot so we stayed out of The Cat's field of view. That cost me 11 minutes.
We finally got home. The Cat was waiting and stayed on the porch when me and The Dog went In. So I said "Fine, fuckhead. Live outside. I don't care," and closed and locked the door on him. Of course by the time I had my coat off and my keys hung up, he was sniffing at the corner of the door so he came right in when I opened it.
Then, after spending over an hour with The Dog, she came over and NEEDED to be petted while I was trying to type this. Luckily then The Cat came in and jumped up on the bed with her toy, so she had to go chase him off and lay down next to it so she could guard it. Now I'm starving, ready for a nap, and have accomplished nothing today.