You guys really should wait til Hallowe'en to attack

[jack]

That would make it all scarey and dramatic and stuff.

 

[Sarek]

Nope. April Fools day would be better.

 

[jack]

Well that would give Val enough time to threaten us properly :bigass:

 

[Sarek]

Nope. I think it's beyond his skill.

 

[jack]

So how you been? I have to tavel to canada tonight to play this big bash near the border.

 

[Sarek]

The usual. Meetings during the day, bashing porch monkeys at night.

 

[jack]

Is there a good recipe for porch monkey?

 

[VKD]

you'll be eating your words, soon enough!

 

[Sarek]

Boil the body in peanut oil for 1 hour. Add spices, veggies and simmer for another 20 minutes.

When done, say screw it, dump the entire contents down the toilet after you realise that there is no good recipe for porch monkey and go out for dinner.

 

[Sarek]

you'll be eating your words, soon enough!

Yeah. Ok.

But look, today's not a good time. I need some advance notice. How's Wednesday, about, oh, say, noonish?

 

[VKD]

one by one, the forums of troll kingdom will fall to the DLA. rivers of blood will flow

 

[Sarek]

one by one, the forums of troll kingdom will fall to the DLA. rivers of blood will flow

Is it that time of the month for you?

 

[pixiefroufrou]

DO NOT THREATEN THE DLA PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sarek]

DO NOT THREATEN THE DLA PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you.

 

[jack]

one by one, the forums of troll kingdom will fall to the DLA. rivers of blood will flow

You have to start squeezing the base, it's getting messy.