YOU KNOW HOW JAR-JAR WAS STILL ALIVE?

[Gagh]

At the end of Episode three? WILL HE GET HIS OWN!M TRILOGY!??! DNA IMATED OR LIVJE ACTIO WITH M JAWAS! AND M EWOKS! TOWULD RUOOL!

 

[Mentalist]

Jar Jar was funny.

 

[Gagh]

JAR JAR STOLE DARTH MAUL'S JELLY BEANS AND THEN HIS LEGS FELL OFF.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MESSA NO HAVE ANY BOOMBA!

 

[Mentalist]

MESSA MOLEST YOUS MOOIE MOOIE!

 

[Gagh]

LOL JAR JAR GOT A SECOND CAREER AS A GAY RAPIST ON BROADWAY

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE RAPED GAYS OR HE WAS A RAPIST WHO ALSO HAPPENED TO BE GAY?

 

[Harkley]

HE TOOK AWAY THE INNOCENCE OF MELONS!

MESE PUTING THISA MELON UP MY ASS!

 

[Harkley]

Poor innocent melons

 

[Gagh]

HE RAPED GAYS OR HE WAS A RAPIST WHO ALSO HAPPENED TO BE GAY?

MAYBE HE WAS BOTH?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think he touched up Pardme's corpse at her funeral?

 

[whisky]

With his giant toungue

 

[Ishcabittle]

That tounge has been in some interesting places... Did you know that after the stunning popularity of Episode I Jar-Jar had a torrid love affair with Demi Moore?

Jar-Jar took me to new places in my lovemaking - I had no idea that he could stretch that way. He would be penetrating my asshole and yet still find a way to curve his body around and tounge my snatch... and boy can that guy tounge... my cervix looks like the wall of a handball court...