You know the handy thing about being colour blind?

[whisky]

red and green look the same to me

 

[Loktar]

I bet thats not so handy at traffic lights.

 

[jack]

What color is Charles to you?

 

[whisky]

Never seen him, so wouldnt know

 

[Donovan]

Here's a recent group shot of NAP.

 

[whisky]

I recognise Mr Hanky, but some of the BBS politics of this place just go over my head.

My awareness of people outside the MF is limited.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So Percy Pepper and Tommy Tomato just look the same to you?

 

[Gagh]

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE NEVER MET LADIES AND GENTLEMEN? A COLOUR BLIND SNOOKER PLAYER (LAUGH'S INSANELY AT OWN 'JOKE') LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WHAT AM I LIKE?


Can't believe it he didn't make it in America.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Has Jamie Oliver "made it" yet? And, by that, I mean, IS HE FUCKING DEAD THE CUNT?

 

[whisky]

Jamie Olivers suit he wore on Parkinson inspired the look for the 10th doctor

 

[Cassie]

I think Jamie Oliver is invading the US.

 

[Dr Dave]

RED MEANS STOP!

 

[Yub]

So that why those girls were whimpering after I cut them? I failed to adhere the maxim RED MEANS STOP.

 

[Dr Dave]

That's right Yub.