You know the singer, Seal?

[whisky]

Do you think he ever played in iceland?

 

[Dr Dave]

He played all the clubs I hear.

 

[whisky]

I hope none of them made him blubber.

 

[Dr Dave]

He was a hit I bet.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

I once slept with a woman who was a groupie of his.

She may have been from Iceland, but I'm not sure.

 

[headvoid]

me and my girl, seal clubbing.

Me and my girl, out on the ice.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Just don't lick anything out there.

 

['Gear]

He said he got his facial scars in a dream.

I wonder if he's full of shit.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Nope.

Angry groupie (but she might have done it to him in his sleep).

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Nope.

Angry groupie (but she might have done it to him in his sleep).

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Double post.

The groupie in question was a black-belt, I saw the trophies in her room.

 

[jack]

He's been fucking Heidi Klum for years.

 

[jack]

Although there have long been rumours as to the cause of the scars on his face, they are in fact the result of a type of Lupus called Discoid lupus erythematosus – a condition that specifically affects the skin above the neck.

 

['Gear]

I thought he was just ugly.

 

[Tisiphone]

He was kissed by a thorny rose.

 

['Gear]

Yeah me too. Penicillin fixed me up right quick though.

 

[jack]

They used to call my brother pizza face in high school. He regularly erupted like a volcano.

Me, I treasure every zit. I never get any. Especially those waxy little blackheads that come out like toothpaste.