You know what Renfests need???

[Volpone]

OK. You know how a lot of the time Renaissance Faires will have some kind of pro-wrasslin' style armored jousting exhibition? This is all well and good, but you know what they really need?

Armored midgets, riding Shetland ponies, jousting.

 

[Tyrant]

Good idea, if you run a circus.

 

[Sredni Vashtar]

OK. You know how a lot of the time Renaissance Faires will have some kind of pro-wrasslin' style armored jousting exhibition? This is all well and good, but you know what they really need?

Armored midgets, riding Shetland ponies, jousting.

 

[Volpone]

Ooh. Then for the second act, the midgets could fight a normal guy, dressed up as a giant.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

I thought you were gonna say they needed more lasers.

 

[The Dork Lord]

C|

MORE COW BELLS!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

An invasion by these guys?

 

[Volpone]

Heh. Y'know, as a "Stargate: SG-1" geek, I've entertained the thought of going to a Renfest in SG team garb.









I've said too much, haven't I? :calli:

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

What about glow sticks? Does the Renfest have Glow sticks?

 

[jack]

Rennaisance Fairies!!! I fucking LOVE that term.