You know you're bored when...

[S. SaDiablo]

...you're almost tempted to play Habeeb's game. Almost.

 

[Ishcabittle]

...you finally screw up the courage to get those dingle-berrys out of your ass.

 

[Ishcabittle]

...masturbation is blasé.

 

[Ishcabittle]

...you'd shower, but it would require getting up. No wait, that's just lazy.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

I'm not even gonna ask Ish...

 

[Ishcabittle]

...counting the bathroom tile has become a game where you try and count all of the tiles under a certain time-limit, and then you try to beat that record.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

...when you start threads like this AND actually consider trying some of the things.

 

[Ishcabittle]

...posting on a message board is the excitement you have to "work yourself into a frenzy" over.

 

[Ishcabittle]

...listening to the Alan Parson's Project actually sounds like a fun afternoon.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

...you IM everyone who's signed on whether or not you actually want to talk to them.

 

[Ishcabittle]

...shows on the Food Network hold your attention with a iron hand.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

...shows on the Food Network hold your attention with a iron hand.

YES! I was watching the weddings one!

 

[Ishcabittle]

...there's a bug on your face, and shooing it away is something you look forward to doing in the future.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

which things? the butt thing, right?

LOL! No you made me wonder how many tiles are in my bathroom.

 

[Ishcabittle]

...you yawn, and then your yawn yawns.

 

[Tyrant]

When you post stuff like this:

 

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[S. SaDiablo]

...when you find a month's worth of new avatars in 10 minutes.

 

[Ishcabittle]

...you lay on the couch, waking from a cat nap, pondering what to do next. You fall asleep.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

Damn, Zodiac. You *are* bored.