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Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
If we still had the shout box I wouldn't have to start threads like this but we don't so here it goes...

I was up until 3:00AM this morning cleaning my house, remember, I've been sick and it was goddamn, fucking filthy. I started cleaning at 4:00PM the previous afternoon and took a few breaks but damn it took forever. It wasn't messy just dirty, really dirty, how the hell did that happen? Oh yeah, that's right, I fired the housekeepers, they sucked balls. Anyway, now I'm really tired and mindlessly posting but I can't get up and I really can't take my contacts out and wash my face. I did manage to jammie up but I still have all my jewelry on, I look mildly ridiculous right now but I can't move...I need Life Alert.

My spam for the Minefield, Home Sweet Home.
 
That's quite the fashion statement. And I've so looked like that before, but mine was because I was drunk.

Nothing like lying in bed, with your pjs on, but you've still got club makeup, tons of jewelry, and you hope that's beer in your hair. But for some reason, you think you look kinda cute.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
That would have been one hell of a scroll in the shoutbox...
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It would have been shorter if it were in the shoutbox.

HI TIS! :D A few times in my life I have woken from a night of drinking with crunchy, foul smelling hair, always hoping it was sweat from dancing and maybe a spilled cocktail it was nothing more and saliva and a wee bit of vomit. Classy. ;)

It's good to be a grown-up.
 
Laker_Girl said:
It would have been shorter if it were in the shoutbox.

HI TIS! :D A few times in my life I have woken from a night of drinking with crunchy, foul smelling hair, always hoping it was sweat from dancing and maybe a spilled cocktail it was nothing more and saliva and a wee bit of vomit. Classy. ;)

It's good to be a grown-up.
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LoL!! Well, I've never thrown up on myself, or in my hair. But like I said, I just hoped it was beer or liquor of some sort......

And that's all I'm gonna say! <g>
 
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